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Oof, I WroteThat?!.
Join wannabe writers Erica and Sheila on an embarrassing journey through the writings of their younger selves.
LATEST · May 11, 2026
Episode 30: Wolf Did Nothing WrongWelcome back to another episode of Oof! I Wrote That!?!? Sheila lets us know how she feels about the existence of The Great Gatsby musical, and Darcy continues to make questionable decisions due to a probably concussion. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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30 TOTAL
S1 · EP 29
Episode 29: The End is the Beginning
Welcome back to another episode of Oof! I Wrote That!?!? We chat for a bit about our long recording hiatus and then dive into the beginning of Darcy’s misadventures. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 28
Episode 28: I DECLARE DEATH
The end of the line, but not of the podcast. Note: As we mentioned a few episodes ago, we’ll be jumping back to the beginning of Sheila’s story shortly! Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 27
Episode 27: In Which We Laugh About a Dead Dog for Entirely Too Long
The story screeches to a halt as a four-legged member of the gang meets their demise. Erica and Sheila lose their minds over it. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 26
Episode 26: Delicate Engine of Ineviability
We’re back! After an embarrassing amount of time, we finally recorded, and then it took Erica way too long to edit the episodes! The ladies chat about what they’ve been up to the in massive hiatus and then get back into the hijinks of Darcy and the gang. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 25
Episode 25: Nugs ‘N Snugs
Erica’s story brings back Darcy with some more random characters from the Chunk. Darcy messes things up with her man while inserting herself into a friend’s wedding. Featuring a visit from Bob to discuss the death of Deadspin. We’ll be going on a bit of a hiatus after this episode due to the Covid-19 pandemic. Rest assured! Soon as we can get back together to record, we’ll have fresh episodes! Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 24
Episode 24: Darcy Is A Sociopath
Erica and Sheila discuss the end of the last episode in painstaking detail. Darcy navigates Valentine’s Day. Renee’s story reaches an unearned crescendo. Posting every other Thursday…in theory. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 23
Episode 23: Why is everyone a sweat licker?
After a long pop culture round up, Erica does some character voices, and Sheila engages in some sword subtext. Posting every other Thursday…in theory. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 22
Episode 22: Partying ’90’s Style
Darcy attends a New Year’s Eve party and judges everyone involved. Bethano gets a sword with a really stupid name. Posting every other Thursday…in theory. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 21
Episode 21: She opened her heart and the refrigerator.
The ladies are back! Hope you had a Merry Connortmas! Erica and Sheila are back with timely Stranger Things and Russian Doll discussion! Erica’s story cuts out massive chucks of relevant plot to get to the good stuff(?), while Sheila’s stops dead in its tracks for Shakespeare shenanigans. Let’s get messed up and sexy! Posting every other Thursday…in theory. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 20
Episode 20: Narrative Consistency Has No Place Here
Erica and Sheila finally discuss the ending of Game of Thrones. Wolf Halleck makes another appearance, proving that all your favorites are problematic. Renee proves herself the worst conversationalist ever. Sheila inspires Erica to write more fan fiction. Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 19
Episode 19: We Talk About Movies for Like 20 Minutes
Oof, I Wrote That turns into Movies the Podcast for a minute. Erica and Sheila get to the stories eventually. We promise! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 18
Episode 18: Dead Girlfriend Clothing Pile
Sheila and Erica LIVE!!!! Sorry for the long hiatus, but the ladies are back! Darcy continues her hunt for narrative consistency. Taylor is most definitely marked for death. A compelling villain appears for Renee. Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 17
Episode 17:
Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 16
Episode 16: How do you afford your track and field life style?
The ladies are back with more of their stories! Come for the terrible writing, but stay for the overly long movie chat! You should know, with Erica, it’s always Pacific Rim Fan Fiction. Darcy’s escapades get a little slash up in this piece! This is Oof, I Wrote That?! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 15
Episode 15: Christian Sex Bet
Alternate title: Be Careful What You Whisk For The ladies are back to discuss going grey like a cool sorceress and stories of Jeopardy validation! Erica becomes the champion of the fantasy story customer service provider. Sheila cringes at the bet between Taylor and Darcy with very upsetting stakes. And we head back to Hell! The notebook lives! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 14
Episode 14: You Can’t Wear A Bikini Top To School!
Podcasting with love from Wisconsin, Erica and Sheila continue with their stories. Come for the Viper Gang, Darcy’s last name, and the perils of fantasy food service! Stay for the infamous notebook! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 13
Episode 13: Best of Genre
The ladies are back, and they’re now shipping Dakota and Jeremy! Darcy continues her romp through several make over scenes Poor, maligned Cheri is marked for certain death. Welcome back to OOF, I Wrote That?! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 12
Episode 12: The Sniveling Countenance of Tuesday
Sheila informs the listeners about 19th century party pooper movements. Erica scraps her last story and pulls out an old gem. Dakota creeps on Darcy in her nightgown before a end of summer beach party. Renee is a bit bloodthirsty. Get ready for food discussions as well as horror movie conversations. Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 11
Episode 11: Limp Bizkit Was Good For Something!
Come for the terrible writing, and stay for the Limp Bizkit discussion! Erica starts a new story with an exposition dump and more mouthy ladies. Sheila introduces us to Baking, the podcast! Did you know that literally everyone has an Eddie Vedder impression? Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 10
Episode 10: Kind Of Like What You’d See In Shrek
Erica and Sheila engage in Coke 2 and Weezer cover song discussions as Heartless comes to an end. They even sing a little Phantom of the Opera! Darcy gets in a fight with a waitress and meets a DJ. Beth learns why the story she’s in is called Heartless. Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 9
Episode 9: Darcy Doesn’t Like Your Outfit
Welcome to Game of Thrones chat! Join Erica and Sheila as they talk Thrones for an eternity before getting to their stories. Heartless comes to an abrupt and odd schism. Darcy goes full world weary martyr at 15 and gives us the best line of the piece (so far)! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 8
Episode 8: Lego Dolls!
Hey! Erica and Sheila aren’t dead! The hiatus comes to an end as the ladies discuss the differences between Playmobil play and Lego play! Darcy continues to overshare, and boys go to Neverland to die! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 7
Episode 7: A Magnificent Teutonic Manbeast
Ethan gets more than he bargained for. He’s been dying to tell Beth anything she wants to hear cause that’s just who he is this week. Wolf Halleck beats the shit out of some teenagers. Erica and Sheila audition for Wolf Halleck’s fan club. Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 6
Episode 6: DEVIL MAN!
Darcy, Taylor, and William go see the horror masterpiece Devil Man. The still unseen Wolf Halleck makes a Target run. Beth opts for a quiet evening in. Reality and Other World, which is apparently what we’re calling it now, start colliding. Erica and Sheila practice their sexy voices. Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 5
Episode 5: Foolish Yames
Beth awakens in a gothic, velvet nightmare. Shannon acquires robot arms (question mark). The Happy Bakery Corporation goes out with a bang. Taylor and Darcy take a walk. Erica plugs her robot erotica podcast that sadly doesn’t exist, while Sheila writes some erotic friend fiction. It gets really sexy. Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 4
Episode 4: Rusty Marlens
Sheila and Erica lose their minds over the greatest named street tough of all time! Darcy and the gang visit Jeremy, who is doing some hard time at the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. Kael meets Ada, the smoked-out witchy auntie of our hearts. Beth’s journey takes a turn for the problematic. Is it Pegasus or Winged Horse? Who cares? We’re going to Mykonos! Posting every other Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 2
Episode 2: The Great Kale-spiracy
Welcome to Oof, I Wrote That?! Genre-savvy Beth and fantasy failure Kael meet the villain of their story. Darcy gets a makeover from the least threatening gang of all time. Erica reveals her deep desire to play Dungeons and Dragons, while Sheila continues her love affair with the thesaurus. Posting every other week on Thursday. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 3
Episode 3: What the Jolly?
Welcome to Oof, I Wrote That?! Beth refuses to walk. Kael casts a spell. Darcy gets some new threads. Taylor wants to be famous. Erica shows poor ability in naming things. Sheila acts out A Wrinkle in Time in the bathroom. Posting every other week on Thursdays. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
S1 · EP 1
Episode 1: MAGIKAEL!
Welcome to Oof, I Wrote That?! Erica and Sheila start reading their very embarrassing attempts at novels from their youths. Beth and Kael quest for a quest (and a salad). Chibi Sheila discovers a thesaurus before Future Erica can stop her. Darcy enjoys a jelly bean fantasy. Posting every other week on Thursdays. Contact us at oofiwrotethat@gmail.com Follow us @oofiwrotethat on Twitter for episode updates and general musings. Carpe Diem Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by/3.0/
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