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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","51:29",3089,152,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1234",{"updatedAt":521},"2026-09-08 03:58:20","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-152-skin-like-corn","2020-08-26",{"title":437,"description":444},"iwvt-ep-152-skin-like-corn","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-152-skin-like-corn","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0479-iwvt-ep-152-skin-like-corn.srt","9lakROFGlDUeADs416J5X_MxnJNH96zkVAUGhj7cneQ",{"id":530,"title":531,"audioSizeBytes":532,"audioUrl":533,"body":534,"chapters":573,"chaptersUrl":607,"description":538,"descriptionPlain":608,"durationLabel":609,"durationSeconds":610,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":611,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":612,"imageUrl":23,"meta":613,"navigation":21,"path":615,"publishDate":616,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":617,"showSlug":44,"slug":618,"stem":619,"transcriptUrl":620,"__hash__":621},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-151-circle-circle-dot-dot-now-ive-got-my-demon-shot.md","IWVT Ep. 151 – Circle Circle Dot Dot, Now I’ve Got My Demon Shot",76243088,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-151-Circle-Circle-Dot-Dot-Now-Ive-Got-My-Demon-Shot.mp3",{"type":9,"value":535,"toc":571},[536,539,541,543,545,547,551,555,559,563,567],[58,537,538],{},"The gang delves deep into Ylldove’s mind in an attempt to sever Xaoc’s hold on her. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","52:56",3176,151,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1231",{"updatedAt":614},"2026-09-08 03:58:39","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-151-circle-circle-dot-dot-now-ive-got-my-demon-shot","2020-08-19",{"title":531,"description":538},"iwvt-ep-151-circle-circle-dot-dot-now-ive-got-my-demon-shot","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-151-circle-circle-dot-dot-now-ive-got-my-demon-shot","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0480-iwvt-ep-151-circle-circle-dot-dot-now-i-ve-got-my-demon-shot.srt","8HNkb34tClFMDaFTxF1zOdDUjZVrWcMMq96V6I0ym88",{"id":623,"title":624,"audioSizeBytes":625,"audioUrl":626,"body":627,"chapters":666,"chaptersUrl":698,"description":631,"descriptionPlain":699,"durationLabel":700,"durationSeconds":701,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":702,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":703,"imageUrl":23,"meta":704,"navigation":21,"path":706,"publishDate":707,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":708,"showSlug":44,"slug":709,"stem":710,"transcriptUrl":711,"__hash__":712},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-150-4-holes-please.md","IWVT Ep. 150 – 4 Holes Please",62347636,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-150-4-Holes-Please.mp3",{"type":9,"value":628,"toc":664},[629,632,634,636,638,640,644,648,652,656,660],[58,630,631],{},"Did Olash survive Yarfik’s attack at the end of our last episode? 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","43:17",2597,150,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1228",{"updatedAt":705},"2026-09-08 03:59:39","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-150-4-holes-please","2020-08-12",{"title":624,"description":631},"iwvt-ep-150-4-holes-please","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-150-4-holes-please","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0481-iwvt-ep-150-4-holes-please.srt","V1KHSkjBL2UUg8MuuC6B1-pnzGPGQb3ULquKTTwFCU8",{"id":714,"title":715,"audioSizeBytes":716,"audioUrl":717,"body":718,"chapters":757,"chaptersUrl":796,"description":722,"descriptionPlain":797,"durationLabel":798,"durationSeconds":799,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":800,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":801,"imageUrl":23,"meta":802,"navigation":21,"path":804,"publishDate":805,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":806,"showSlug":44,"slug":807,"stem":808,"transcriptUrl":809,"__hash__":810},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-149-bleed-first-ask-questions-later.md","IWVT Ep. 149 – Bleed First, Ask Questions Later",74920028,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-149-Bleed-First-Ask-Questions-Later.mp3",{"type":9,"value":719,"toc":755},[720,723,725,727,729,731,735,739,743,747,751],[58,721,722],{},"The party splits up to further secure their demon-possessed friend and gather the final ingredient for the separation attempt. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","52:01",3121,149,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1226",{"updatedAt":803},"2026-09-08 03:59:59","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-149-bleed-first-ask-questions-later","2020-08-05",{"title":715,"description":722},"iwvt-ep-149-bleed-first-ask-questions-later","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-149-bleed-first-ask-questions-later","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0482-iwvt-ep-149-bleed-first-ask-questions-later.srt","6ZLLcsB5C40yTSneLmp4-m11R5BaJic1Rlz5IU7JcKs",{"id":812,"title":813,"audioSizeBytes":814,"audioUrl":815,"body":816,"chapters":865,"chaptersUrl":904,"description":820,"descriptionPlain":905,"durationLabel":906,"durationSeconds":907,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":908,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":909,"imageUrl":23,"meta":910,"navigation":21,"path":912,"publishDate":913,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":914,"showSlug":44,"slug":915,"stem":916,"transcriptUrl":917,"__hash__":918},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-148-double-demon-pressed-ham.md","IWVT Ep. 148 – Double Demon Pressed Ham",101118700,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-148-Double-Demon-Pressed-Ham.mp3",{"type":9,"value":817,"toc":863},[818,821,823,833,835,837,839,843,847,851,855,859],[58,819,820],{},"We left the party in the middle of a battle with their former-now-possessed teammate when one of the professors aiding them cast reverse gravity! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:10:13",4213,148,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1223",{"updatedAt":911},"2026-09-08 04:01:01","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-148-double-demon-pressed-ham","2020-07-29",{"title":813,"description":820},"iwvt-ep-148-double-demon-pressed-ham","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-148-double-demon-pressed-ham","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0483-iwvt-ep-148-double-demon-pressed-ham.srt","VBfeH8vSKndqwDP4IQVvpi8_81I8XHbbRfOwaDijhMQ",{"id":920,"title":921,"audioSizeBytes":922,"audioUrl":923,"body":924,"chapters":963,"chaptersUrl":999,"description":928,"descriptionPlain":1000,"durationLabel":1001,"durationSeconds":1002,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":1003,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":1004,"imageUrl":23,"meta":1005,"navigation":21,"path":1007,"publishDate":1008,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":1009,"showSlug":44,"slug":1010,"stem":1011,"transcriptUrl":1012,"__hash__":1013},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-147-its-a-stankless-job.md","IWVT Ep. 147 – It’s a Stankless Job",70827850,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-147-Its-a-Stankless-Job.mp3",{"type":9,"value":925,"toc":961},[926,929,931,933,935,937,941,945,949,953,957],[58,927,928],{},"The showdown between the party and Xadove begins! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","49:11",2951,147,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1208",{"updatedAt":1006},"2026-09-08 04:01:37","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-147-its-a-stankless-job","2020-07-22",{"title":921,"description":928},"iwvt-ep-147-its-a-stankless-job","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-147-its-a-stankless-job","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0484-iwvt-ep-147-it-s-a-stankless-job.srt","ZTLFBZ3kn39bDbAXbV4zjTacpn4klKikBVZMmNp6Eo4",{"id":1015,"title":1016,"audioSizeBytes":1017,"audioUrl":1018,"body":1019,"chapters":1059,"chaptersUrl":1095,"description":1023,"descriptionPlain":1096,"durationLabel":1097,"durationSeconds":1098,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":19,"episodeType":1099,"extension":18,"guid":1100,"imageUrl":23,"meta":1101,"navigation":21,"path":1103,"publishDate":1104,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":1105,"showSlug":44,"slug":1106,"stem":1107,"transcriptUrl":1108,"__hash__":1109},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-patreon-sneak-peek.md","IWVT Patreon Sneak Peek",53435262,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-146a-Patreon-Sneak-Peek.mp3",{"type":9,"value":1020,"toc":1057},[1021,1024,1026,1029,1031,1033,1037,1041,1045,1049,1053],[58,1022,1023],{},"Enjoy this sneak peek into some of our Patreon rewards!",[58,1025,63],{},[58,1027,1028],{},"Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast",[58,1030,154],{},[58,1032,157],{},[58,1034,1035],{},[161,1036,164],{"href":163},[58,1038,167,1039],{},[161,1040,171],{"href":170},[58,1042,174,1043],{},[161,1044,178],{"href":177},[58,1046,1047,185],{},[161,1048,184],{"href":183},[58,1050,188,1051,185],{},[161,1052,192],{"href":191},[58,1054,195,1055,200],{},[161,1056,199],{"href":198},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":1058},[],[1060,1062,1065,1068,1071,1074,1077,1080,1083,1086,1089,1092],{"t":84,"label":1061},"Patreon Sneak Peek Introduction",{"t":1063,"label":1064},"1:33","Reaction Cast: Episodes 143 and 144",{"t":1066,"label":1067},"7:07","The Duncan Dead Nuts Bit",{"t":1069,"label":1070},"8:54","Wild Hypothetical Campaign Ideas",{"t":1072,"label":1073},"12:23","Mumford and Sons Tangent",{"t":1075,"label":1076},"17:10","Idle Champions Code Break",{"t":1078,"label":1079},"18:03","Reaction Cast: Episodes 145 and 146",{"t":1081,"label":1082},"19:00","Doors, Portals, and Warlock Powers",{"t":1084,"label":1085},"20:52","Strategizing Against Ildov",{"t":1087,"label":1088},"28:31","Character Stakes and Level Expectancy",{"t":1090,"label":1091},"32:06","Milking Lindsay Tangent",{"t":1093,"label":1094},"35:21","Sign-Off and Show Credits","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0485-iwvt-patreon-sneak-peek.chapters.json","Enjoy this sneak peek into some of our Patreon rewards! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","37:06",2226,"bonus","https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1205",{"updatedAt":1102},"2026-09-08 04:03:02","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-patreon-sneak-peek","2020-07-15",{"title":1016,"description":1023},"iwvt-patreon-sneak-peek","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-patreon-sneak-peek","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0485-iwvt-patreon-sneak-peek.srt","vu4-JFpYqYLlLKOmYmWp8oPsPLKUXR4mSfewUbmCr1o",{"id":1111,"title":1112,"audioSizeBytes":1113,"audioUrl":1114,"body":1115,"chapters":1154,"chaptersUrl":1189,"description":1119,"descriptionPlain":1190,"durationLabel":1191,"durationSeconds":1192,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":1193,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":1194,"imageUrl":23,"meta":1195,"navigation":21,"path":1197,"publishDate":1198,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":1199,"showSlug":44,"slug":1200,"stem":1201,"transcriptUrl":1202,"__hash__":1203},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-146-love-hurts.md","IWVT Ep. 146 – Love Hurts",66097936,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-146-Love-Hurts.mp3",{"type":9,"value":1116,"toc":1152},[1117,1120,1122,1124,1126,1128,1132,1136,1140,1144,1148],[58,1118,1119],{},"If a demon jumps out a plate glass window and 4 adventurers are around to hear it, is it still awesome? 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","40:47",2447,141,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1181",{"updatedAt":1969},"2026-09-08 04:08:30","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-141-still-pretty-good","2020-05-20",{"title":1886,"description":1893},"iwvt-ep-141-still-pretty-good","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-141-still-pretty-good","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0493-iwvt-ep-141-still-pretty-good.srt","ZXZ7Vws_8CR_zWKf6AIRO3KMnFa2AK2Xb3DbiLYy9F0",{"id":1978,"title":1979,"audioSizeBytes":1980,"audioUrl":1981,"body":1982,"chapters":2021,"chaptersUrl":2048,"description":1986,"descriptionPlain":2049,"durationLabel":2050,"durationSeconds":2051,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":2052,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":2053,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2054,"navigation":21,"path":2056,"publishDate":2057,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2058,"showSlug":44,"slug":2059,"stem":2060,"transcriptUrl":2061,"__hash__":2062},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-140-notallwarlocks.md","IWVT Ep. 140 – #NotAllWarlocks",45913672,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-140-notallwarlocks.mp3",{"type":9,"value":1983,"toc":2019},[1984,1987,1989,1991,1993,1995,1999,2003,2007,2011,2015],[58,1985,1986],{},"The party has strayed far from its original incarnation, but they’ve still got work to do; work they’ll have to find a way to do together. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","31:52",1912,140,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1175",{"updatedAt":2055},"2026-09-08 04:08:49","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-140-notallwarlocks","2020-05-13",{"title":1979,"description":1986},"iwvt-ep-140-notallwarlocks","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-140-notallwarlocks","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0494-iwvt-ep-140-notallwarlocks.srt","5Tj5MRE8DicIYqevnxIIboxIs3n5cA0re4pWAAfrDJg",{"id":2064,"title":2065,"audioSizeBytes":2066,"audioUrl":2067,"body":2068,"chapters":2107,"chaptersUrl":2143,"description":2072,"descriptionPlain":2144,"durationLabel":2145,"durationSeconds":2146,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":2147,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":2148,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2149,"navigation":21,"path":2151,"publishDate":2152,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2153,"showSlug":44,"slug":2154,"stem":2155,"transcriptUrl":2156,"__hash__":2157},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-139-poor-unfortunate-soul.md","IWVT Ep. 139 – Poor Unfortunate Soul",68345121,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-139-Poor-Unfortunate-Soul.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2069,"toc":2105},[2070,2073,2075,2077,2079,2081,2085,2089,2093,2097,2101],[58,2071,2072],{},"You will be surprised by what happens in this episode, just trust us. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","47:27",2847,139,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1170",{"updatedAt":2150},"2026-09-08 04:09:15","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-139-poor-unfortunate-soul","2020-05-06",{"title":2065,"description":2072},"iwvt-ep-139-poor-unfortunate-soul","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-139-poor-unfortunate-soul","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0495-iwvt-ep-139-poor-unfortunate-soul.srt","9o3_4lxSqoX9ILYGL8_bteGLtwfQ-9wwbTywrbUSe9Q",{"id":2159,"title":2160,"audioSizeBytes":2161,"audioUrl":2162,"body":2163,"chapters":2202,"chaptersUrl":2236,"description":2167,"descriptionPlain":2237,"durationLabel":2238,"durationSeconds":2239,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":2240,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":2241,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2242,"navigation":21,"path":2244,"publishDate":2245,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2246,"showSlug":44,"slug":2247,"stem":2248,"transcriptUrl":2249,"__hash__":2250},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-138-rides-or-die.md","IWVT Ep. 138 – Rides or Die",73998870,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-138-Rides-or-Die.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2164,"toc":2200},[2165,2168,2170,2172,2174,2176,2180,2184,2188,2192,2196],[58,2166,2167],{},"The trip to Blackbeak continues as the party’s suspicions about Xa-dove grow. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","51:23",3083,138,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1165",{"updatedAt":2243},"2026-09-08 04:10:55","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-138-rides-or-die","2020-04-29",{"title":2160,"description":2167},"iwvt-ep-138-rides-or-die","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-138-rides-or-die","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0496-iwvt-ep-138-rides-or-die.srt","A_kYIl_HCXJ4P8FUcJ4J3MMNk49mFxlhmJ5nB4wbhts",{"id":2252,"title":2253,"audioSizeBytes":2254,"audioUrl":2255,"body":2256,"chapters":2295,"chaptersUrl":2340,"description":2260,"descriptionPlain":2341,"durationLabel":2342,"durationSeconds":2343,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":2344,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":2345,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2346,"navigation":21,"path":2348,"publishDate":2349,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2350,"showSlug":44,"slug":2351,"stem":2352,"transcriptUrl":2353,"__hash__":2354},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-137-tambourine-lullaby.md","IWVT Ep. 137 – Tambourine Lullaby",78307769,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-137-Tambourine-Lullaby.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2257,"toc":2293},[2258,2261,2263,2265,2267,2269,2273,2277,2281,2285,2289],[58,2259,2260],{},"The gang is on the move! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “Things Fall” on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","54:22",3262,137,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1157",{"updatedAt":2347},"2026-09-08 04:11:33","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-137-tambourine-lullaby","2020-04-22",{"title":2253,"description":2260},"iwvt-ep-137-tambourine-lullaby","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-137-tambourine-lullaby","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0497-iwvt-ep-137-tambourine-lullaby.srt","LSD_bCOw6nGYLMNqgRBHR6grEdogp65CAO92qm9R3kw",{"id":2356,"title":2357,"audioSizeBytes":2358,"audioUrl":2359,"body":2360,"chapters":2400,"chaptersUrl":2433,"description":2364,"descriptionPlain":2434,"durationLabel":2435,"durationSeconds":2436,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":2437,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":2438,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2439,"navigation":21,"path":2441,"publishDate":2442,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2443,"showSlug":44,"slug":2444,"stem":2445,"transcriptUrl":2446,"__hash__":2447},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-136-touchin-wheels.md","IWVT Ep. 136 – Touchin’ Wheels",64319604,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-136-Touchin-Wheels.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2361,"toc":2398},[2362,2365,2367,2369,2371,2373,2377,2381,2385,2389,2393],[58,2363,2364],{},"Tensions continue to rise for the party, and it’s not just cause in the real world your taxes are due today. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","48:56",2936,135,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1148",{"updatedAt":2526},"2026-09-08 04:13:17","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-135-boats-how-do-they-work","2020-04-08",{"title":2450,"description":2457},"iwvt-ep-135-boats-how-do-they-work","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-135-boats-how-do-they-work","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0499-iwvt-ep-135-boats-how-do-they-work.srt","GENaQq1Oi2aIEidUBmlc_2kwiFqTIOTfE95iOHWgUms",{"id":2535,"title":2536,"audioSizeBytes":2537,"audioUrl":2538,"body":2539,"chapters":2557,"chaptersUrl":2592,"description":2593,"descriptionPlain":2594,"durationLabel":2595,"durationSeconds":2596,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":19,"episodeType":1099,"extension":18,"guid":2597,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2598,"navigation":21,"path":2600,"publishDate":2601,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2602,"showSlug":44,"slug":2603,"stem":2604,"transcriptUrl":2605,"__hash__":2606},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-presents-what-is-fun.md","IWVT Presents: What Is Fun?",63852686,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-134a.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2540,"toc":2555},[2541,2548],[58,2542,2543,2544],{},"This ain’t no April Fools’ joke! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","26:16",1576,134,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1130",{"updatedAt":2689},"2026-09-08 04:14:30","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-134-best-fiends-forever","2020-03-25",{"title":2609,"description":2616},"iwvt-ep-134-best-fiends-forever","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-134-best-fiends-forever","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0501-iwvt-ep-134-best-fiends-forever.srt","9iSN6HmRfimJCi1qXETySgTHpE0JNTlnwlym0oX6xtg",{"id":2698,"title":2699,"audioSizeBytes":2700,"audioUrl":2701,"body":2702,"chapters":2741,"chaptersUrl":2776,"description":2706,"descriptionPlain":2777,"durationLabel":2778,"durationSeconds":2779,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":2780,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":2781,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2782,"navigation":21,"path":2784,"publishDate":2785,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2786,"showSlug":44,"slug":2787,"stem":2788,"transcriptUrl":2789,"__hash__":2790},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-133-sacks-aflame.md","IWVT Ep. 133 – Sacks Aflame",45062444,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-133-Sacks-Aflame.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2703,"toc":2739},[2704,2707,2709,2711,2713,2715,2719,2723,2727,2731,2735],[58,2705,2706],{},"Get ready to dive in right where Ep. 132 left off! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","31:17",1877,133,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1112",{"updatedAt":2783},"2026-09-08 04:15:22","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-133-sacks-aflame","2020-03-18",{"title":2699,"description":2706},"iwvt-ep-133-sacks-aflame","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-133-sacks-aflame","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0502-iwvt-ep-133-sacks-aflame.srt","whhLyYMxPfiOdesH_aNvikLik6falrj_oDgyU_NYv8k",{"id":2792,"title":2793,"audioSizeBytes":2794,"audioUrl":2795,"body":2796,"chapters":2835,"chaptersUrl":2866,"description":2800,"descriptionPlain":2867,"durationLabel":2868,"durationSeconds":2869,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":2870,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":2871,"imageUrl":23,"meta":2872,"navigation":21,"path":2874,"publishDate":2875,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":2876,"showSlug":44,"slug":2877,"stem":2878,"transcriptUrl":2879,"__hash__":2880},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-132-a-funk-load-of-owls.md","IWVT Ep. 132 – A Funk Load of Owls",87210750,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-132-A-Funk-Load-of-Owls.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2797,"toc":2833},[2798,2801,2803,2805,2807,2809,2813,2817,2821,2825,2829],[58,2799,2800],{},"We’re back, baby! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","34:50",2090,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1101",{"updatedAt":2965},"2026-09-08 12:56:52","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-philosophical-whacks-ep-2-anatomy-of-a-boss-fight","2020-03-04",{"title":2883,"description":2890},"iwvt-philosophical-whacks-ep-2-anatomy-of-a-boss-fight","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-philosophical-whacks-ep-2-anatomy-of-a-boss-fight","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0504-iwvt-philosophical-whacks-ep-2-anatomy-of-a-boss-fight.srt","zOmHkA7Jarv4qEVO5TiO14Vzs6oVSuzz30F5wWZyfGI",{"id":2974,"title":2975,"audioSizeBytes":2976,"audioUrl":2977,"body":2978,"chapters":3017,"chaptersUrl":3051,"description":2982,"descriptionPlain":3052,"durationLabel":3053,"durationSeconds":3054,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":3055,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":3056,"imageUrl":23,"meta":3057,"navigation":21,"path":3059,"publishDate":3060,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":3061,"showSlug":44,"slug":3062,"stem":3063,"transcriptUrl":3064,"__hash__":3065},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-131-ships-on-ships.md","IWVT Ep. 131- Ships on Ships",84564108,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-131-Ships-on-Ships.mp3",{"type":9,"value":2979,"toc":3015},[2980,2983,2985,2987,2989,2991,2995,2999,3003,3007,3011],[58,2981,2982],{},"A better boat battle better not be, believe me! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","58:43",3523,131,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1093",{"updatedAt":3058},"2026-09-08 04:16:02","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-131-ships-on-ships","2020-02-26",{"title":2975,"description":2982},"iwvt-ep-131-ships-on-ships","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-131-ships-on-ships","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0505-iwvt-ep-131-ships-on-ships.srt","ebrhKMVEfliHgMU4NyGD_shLvXmK5r5WNuuoSsD0Smg",{"id":3067,"title":3068,"audioSizeBytes":3069,"audioUrl":3070,"body":3071,"chapters":3110,"chaptersUrl":3144,"description":3075,"descriptionPlain":3145,"durationLabel":3146,"durationSeconds":3147,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":3148,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":3149,"imageUrl":23,"meta":3150,"navigation":21,"path":3152,"publishDate":3153,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":3154,"showSlug":44,"slug":3155,"stem":3156,"transcriptUrl":3157,"__hash__":3158},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-130-boats-n-does.md","IWVT Ep. 130 – Boats n’ Does",52685636,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-130-Boats-n-Does.mp3",{"type":9,"value":3072,"toc":3108},[3073,3076,3078,3080,3082,3084,3088,3092,3096,3100,3104],[58,3074,3075],{},"It’s Xaoc vs. the party as they race to the airship! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","36:35",2195,130,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1085",{"updatedAt":3151},"2026-09-08 04:16:49","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-130-boats-n-does","2020-02-19",{"title":3068,"description":3075},"iwvt-ep-130-boats-n-does","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-130-boats-n-does","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0506-iwvt-ep-130-boats-n-does.srt","bojCq68G7LsviaJV_bC27aSHd3DZQcmKTcbkm3stta8",{"id":3160,"title":3161,"audioSizeBytes":3162,"audioUrl":3163,"body":3164,"chapters":3203,"chaptersUrl":3241,"description":3168,"descriptionPlain":3242,"durationLabel":609,"durationSeconds":610,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":3243,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":3244,"imageUrl":23,"meta":3245,"navigation":21,"path":3247,"publishDate":3248,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":3249,"showSlug":44,"slug":3250,"stem":3251,"transcriptUrl":3252,"__hash__":3253},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-129-dual-citizenship.md","IWVT Ep. 129 – Dual Citizenship",76239930,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-129-Dual-Citizenship.mp3",{"type":9,"value":3165,"toc":3201},[3166,3169,3171,3173,3175,3177,3181,3185,3189,3193,3197],[58,3167,3168],{},"Oh no, you got your Xaoc in my Ylldove! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.",129,"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=1079",{"updatedAt":3246},"2026-09-08 04:19:07","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-129-dual-citizenship","2020-02-12",{"title":3161,"description":3168},"iwvt-ep-129-dual-citizenship","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-129-dual-citizenship","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0507-iwvt-ep-129-dual-citizenship.srt","j893xKjSsRtG0DhD-6rbmWM8dhcyDZ9NUAjCvX3Hj5Y",{"id":3255,"title":3256,"audioSizeBytes":3257,"audioUrl":3258,"body":3259,"chapters":3298,"chaptersUrl":3333,"description":3263,"descriptionPlain":3334,"durationLabel":3335,"durationSeconds":3336,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":3337,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":3338,"imageUrl":23,"meta":3339,"navigation":21,"path":3341,"publishDate":3342,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":3343,"showSlug":44,"slug":3344,"stem":3345,"transcriptUrl":3346,"__hash__":3347},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-128-black-beam-burrito.md","IWVT Ep. 128 – Black Beam Burrito",53127534,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-128-Black-Beam-Burrito.mp3",{"type":9,"value":3260,"toc":3296},[3261,3264,3266,3268,3270,3272,3276,3280,3284,3288,3292],[58,3262,3263],{},"Part 4 of the big battle with Elderxoln is here! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","54:58",3298,119,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=964",{"updatedAt":4305},"2026-09-08 04:29:06","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-119-slinky-drapes","2019-11-20",{"title":4223,"description":4230},"iwvt-ep-119-slinky-drapes","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-119-slinky-drapes","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0519-iwvt-ep-119-slinky-drapes.srt","fSb96XJV9twbl74KOxms7uRjat0jL9BXoUfL7D9v_Sw",{"id":4314,"title":4315,"audioSizeBytes":4316,"audioUrl":4317,"body":4318,"chapters":4357,"chaptersUrl":4398,"description":4322,"descriptionPlain":4399,"durationLabel":4400,"durationSeconds":4401,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":4402,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":4403,"imageUrl":23,"meta":4404,"navigation":21,"path":4406,"publishDate":4407,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":4408,"showSlug":44,"slug":4409,"stem":4410,"transcriptUrl":4411,"__hash__":4412},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-118-fight-blood-with-blood.md","IWVT Ep. 118 – Fight Blood With Blood",109656422,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-118-Fight-Blood-With-Blood.mp3",{"type":9,"value":4319,"toc":4355},[4320,4323,4325,4327,4329,4331,4335,4339,4343,4347,4351],[58,4321,4322],{},"This one is a puzzle solving hum-dinger! 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Tune in for riddle-like wordplay, demon astrology, and scrubbin’. Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com Review us on: Everything! Edit our Wiki! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees! Check out BattleBards ! Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms ! Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:16:08",4568,118,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=962",{"updatedAt":4405},"2026-09-08 04:29:39","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-118-fight-blood-with-blood","2019-11-13",{"title":4315,"description":4322},"iwvt-ep-118-fight-blood-with-blood","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-118-fight-blood-with-blood","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0520-iwvt-ep-118-fight-blood-with-blood.srt","pWumu8CPcWjkE6ylYz8vC4KFRWwUDWxFcO_U7cGY9l4",{"id":4414,"title":4415,"audioSizeBytes":4416,"audioUrl":4417,"body":4418,"chapters":4457,"chaptersUrl":4485,"description":4422,"descriptionPlain":4486,"durationLabel":4487,"durationSeconds":4488,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":4489,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":4490,"imageUrl":23,"meta":4491,"navigation":21,"path":4493,"publishDate":4494,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":4495,"showSlug":44,"slug":4496,"stem":4497,"transcriptUrl":4498,"__hash__":4499},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-117-my-infernal-clock-is-ticking.md","IWVT Ep. 117 – My Infernal Clock is Ticking",66260950,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-117-My-Infernal-Clock-is-Ticking.mp3",{"type":9,"value":4419,"toc":4455},[4420,4423,4425,4427,4429,4431,4435,4439,4443,4447,4451],[58,4421,4422],{},"The party is on the run with a gang of trolls at their heels! 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","46:00",2760,117,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=956",{"updatedAt":4492},"2026-09-08 04:30:34","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-117-my-infernal-clock-is-ticking","2019-11-06",{"title":4415,"description":4422},"iwvt-ep-117-my-infernal-clock-is-ticking","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-117-my-infernal-clock-is-ticking","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0521-iwvt-ep-117-my-infernal-clock-is-ticking.srt","eV176kFvjlzbqbFvXMGiJ7M4N2Z11i_HgCxJl4FOv9o",{"id":4501,"title":4502,"audioSizeBytes":4503,"audioUrl":4504,"body":4505,"chapters":4544,"chaptersUrl":4579,"description":4509,"descriptionPlain":4580,"durationLabel":4581,"durationSeconds":4582,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":4583,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":4584,"imageUrl":23,"meta":4585,"navigation":21,"path":4587,"publishDate":4588,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":4589,"showSlug":44,"slug":4590,"stem":4591,"transcriptUrl":4592,"__hash__":4593},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-116-meat-boom.md","IWVT Ep. 116 – Meat Boom",65872478,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-116-Meat-Boom.mp3",{"type":9,"value":4506,"toc":4542},[4507,4510,4512,4514,4516,4518,4522,4526,4530,4534,4538],[58,4508,4509],{},"Where did that booming voice come from? 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What did the party get themselves into? And, most importantly #wheresmydogg? Tune in for a passionate missing persons plea, some classic Survivor antics, and MEAT. Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com Review us on: Everything! Edit our Wiki! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast We are the official podcast of Dump Stat Tees! Check out BattleBards ! Check out Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms ! Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","45:44",2744,116,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=953",{"updatedAt":4586},"2026-09-08 04:31:07","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-116-meat-boom","2019-10-30",{"title":4502,"description":4509},"iwvt-ep-116-meat-boom","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-116-meat-boom","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0522-iwvt-ep-116-meat-boom.srt","QmfwCl2vt0ws5UVKUqOnJAws3DZtmJlMORC40R0-Vdg",{"id":4595,"title":4596,"audioSizeBytes":4597,"audioUrl":4598,"body":4599,"chapters":4638,"chaptersUrl":4671,"description":4603,"descriptionPlain":4672,"durationLabel":4673,"durationSeconds":4674,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":4675,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":4676,"imageUrl":23,"meta":4677,"navigation":21,"path":4679,"publishDate":4680,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":4681,"showSlug":44,"slug":4682,"stem":4683,"transcriptUrl":4684,"__hash__":4685},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-115-upgrading-to-stench.md","IWVT Ep. 115 – Upgrading to Stench",51229850,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-115-Upgrading-to-Stench.mp3",{"type":9,"value":4600,"toc":4636},[4601,4604,4606,4608,4610,4612,4616,4620,4624,4628,4632],[58,4602,4603],{},"Will the party make it across the chasm to the Eastern Mesa? 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","35:34",2134,115,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=949",{"updatedAt":4678},"2026-09-08 04:32:12","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-115-upgrading-to-stench","2019-10-23",{"title":4596,"description":4603},"iwvt-ep-115-upgrading-to-stench","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-115-upgrading-to-stench","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0523-iwvt-ep-115-upgrading-to-stench.srt","tFMBhA605inmNPq19mSqP_g-CCQbHhv15A72VY5RBJI",{"id":4687,"title":4688,"audioSizeBytes":4689,"audioUrl":4690,"body":4691,"chapters":4730,"chaptersUrl":4758,"description":4695,"descriptionPlain":4759,"durationLabel":4760,"durationSeconds":4761,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":4762,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":4763,"imageUrl":23,"meta":4764,"navigation":21,"path":4766,"publishDate":4767,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":4768,"showSlug":44,"slug":4769,"stem":4770,"transcriptUrl":4771,"__hash__":4772},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-114-for-thience.md","IWVT Ep. 114 – For Thience!",101648022,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-114-For-Thience.mp3",{"type":9,"value":4692,"toc":4728},[4693,4696,4698,4700,4702,4704,4708,4712,4716,4720,4724],[58,4694,4695],{},"As Elderxoln’s feast grows closer, the gang makes one last attempt to obtain some magic items and balance the scales. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","43:12",2592,112,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=935",{"updatedAt":4949},"2026-09-08 04:33:52","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-112-dopey-and-obedient","2019-10-02",{"title":4870,"description":4877},"iwvt-ep-112-dopey-and-obedient","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-112-dopey-and-obedient","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0526-iwvt-ep-112-dopey-and-obedient.srt","WsW8Zx6CwoHPLKnzon7YwpX1UWgvgW08eRnVuvPloQk",{"id":4958,"title":4959,"audioSizeBytes":4960,"audioUrl":4961,"body":4962,"chapters":5001,"chaptersUrl":5030,"description":4966,"descriptionPlain":5031,"durationLabel":5029,"durationSeconds":5032,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5033,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5034,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5035,"navigation":21,"path":5037,"publishDate":5038,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5039,"showSlug":44,"slug":5040,"stem":5041,"transcriptUrl":5042,"__hash__":5043},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-111-stealy-dan.md","IWVT Ep. 111 – Stealy Dan",58897208,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-111-Stealy-Dan.mp3",{"type":9,"value":4963,"toc":4999},[4964,4967,4969,4971,4973,4975,4979,4983,4987,4991,4995],[58,4965,4966],{},"The gang makes their way to the Reliquary to try and fill their pockets with ill gotten gains; and of course, no pains, no gains. 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Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.",2454,111,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=932",{"updatedAt":5036},"2026-09-08 04:34:21","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-111-stealy-dan","2019-09-25",{"title":4959,"description":4966},"iwvt-ep-111-stealy-dan","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-111-stealy-dan","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0527-iwvt-ep-111-stealy-dan.srt","AK6Bj-rJ-nNybk6MABJl30lfRvXtykkrBfApJoUtHag",{"id":5045,"title":5046,"audioSizeBytes":5047,"audioUrl":5048,"body":5049,"chapters":5084,"chaptersUrl":5119,"description":5053,"descriptionPlain":5120,"durationLabel":5121,"durationSeconds":5122,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5123,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5124,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5125,"navigation":21,"path":5127,"publishDate":5128,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5129,"showSlug":44,"slug":5130,"stem":5131,"transcriptUrl":5132,"__hash__":5133},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-110-a-million-ways-to-grease-a-cat.md","IWVT Ep. 110 – A Million Ways to Grease a Cat",55087134,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-110-A-Million-Ways-to-Grease-a-Cat.mp3",{"type":9,"value":5050,"toc":5082},[5051,5054,5056,5058,5060,5062,5066,5070,5074,5078],[58,5052,5053],{},"There’s a fun surprise waiting for you in this episode, dive in and listen already! 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:03:22",3802,109,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=919",{"updatedAt":5213},"2026-09-08 04:35:20","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-109-peanut-brittle","2019-09-04",{"title":5136,"description":5143},"iwvt-ep-109-peanut-brittle","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-109-peanut-brittle","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0529-iwvt-ep-109-peanut-brittle.srt","VVFHbWW56P6W4CXqi_NjaJIAmPoU81xW8b-7BLgGQPM",{"id":5222,"title":5223,"audioSizeBytes":5224,"audioUrl":5225,"body":5226,"chapters":5261,"chaptersUrl":5295,"description":5230,"descriptionPlain":5296,"durationLabel":5297,"durationSeconds":5298,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5299,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5300,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5301,"navigation":21,"path":5303,"publishDate":5304,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5305,"showSlug":44,"slug":5306,"stem":5307,"transcriptUrl":5308,"__hash__":5309},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-108-what-is-people.md","IWVT Ep. 108 – What is People?",116539920,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-108-What-is-People.mp3",{"type":9,"value":5227,"toc":5259},[5228,5231,5233,5235,5237,5239,5243,5247,5251,5255],[58,5229,5230],{},"SPLIT PARTY! 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:20:55",4855,108,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=917",{"updatedAt":5302},"2026-09-08 04:36:03","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-108-what-is-people","2019-08-28",{"title":5223,"description":5230},"iwvt-ep-108-what-is-people","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-108-what-is-people","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0530-iwvt-ep-108-what-is-people.srt","9jVbS6yheJ8Lt-55_dC_jYFygKWttdbea1Wp5HGrkaU",{"id":5311,"title":5312,"audioSizeBytes":5313,"audioUrl":5314,"body":5315,"chapters":5350,"chaptersUrl":5379,"description":5319,"descriptionPlain":5380,"durationLabel":5381,"durationSeconds":5382,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5383,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5384,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5385,"navigation":21,"path":5387,"publishDate":5388,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5389,"showSlug":44,"slug":5390,"stem":5391,"transcriptUrl":5392,"__hash__":5393},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-107-lunar-plexus.md","IWVT Ep. 107 – Lunar Plexus",74689494,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-107-Lunar-Plexus.mp3",{"type":9,"value":5316,"toc":5348},[5317,5320,5322,5324,5326,5328,5332,5336,5340,5344],[58,5318,5319],{},"Who interrupted Yarfik? 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","51:52",3112,107,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=907",{"updatedAt":5386},"2026-09-08 04:37:13","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-107-lunar-plexus","2019-08-21",{"title":5312,"description":5319},"iwvt-ep-107-lunar-plexus","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-107-lunar-plexus","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0531-iwvt-ep-107-lunar-plexus.srt","TtRWplBz7mIyLqbtV4I9yIWoFV0KDACO37BFGAWzx8I",{"id":5395,"title":5396,"audioSizeBytes":5397,"audioUrl":5398,"body":5399,"chapters":5434,"chaptersUrl":5468,"description":5403,"descriptionPlain":5469,"durationLabel":5470,"durationSeconds":5471,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5472,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5473,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5474,"navigation":21,"path":5476,"publishDate":5477,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5478,"showSlug":44,"slug":5479,"stem":5480,"transcriptUrl":5481,"__hash__":5482},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-106-bok-bok-bhakhrash.md","IWVT Ep. 106 – Bok Bok Bhakhrash!",103489346,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-106-Bok-Bok-Bhakhrash.mp3",{"type":9,"value":5400,"toc":5432},[5401,5404,5406,5408,5410,5412,5416,5420,5424,5428],[58,5402,5403],{},"It’s a battle in the on-fire house that gargoyles built! 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:11:52",4312,106,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=902",{"updatedAt":5475},"2026-09-08 04:38:06","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-106-bok-bok-bhakhrash","2019-08-14",{"title":5396,"description":5403},"iwvt-ep-106-bok-bok-bhakhrash","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-106-bok-bok-bhakhrash","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0532-iwvt-ep-106-bok-bok-bhakhrash.srt","WgcH0UAcnQZhATuLU9yqdWqm8Fj2kI7ZSG5TEVKts4A",{"id":5484,"title":5485,"audioSizeBytes":5486,"audioUrl":5487,"body":5488,"chapters":5523,"chaptersUrl":5554,"description":5492,"descriptionPlain":5555,"durationLabel":5556,"durationSeconds":5557,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5558,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5559,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5560,"navigation":21,"path":5562,"publishDate":5563,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5564,"showSlug":44,"slug":5565,"stem":5566,"transcriptUrl":5567,"__hash__":5568},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-105-murder-sandwich.md","IWVT Ep. 105 – Murder Sandwich",103271623,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-105-Murder-Sandwich.mp3",{"type":9,"value":5489,"toc":5521},[5490,5493,5495,5497,5499,5501,5505,5509,5513,5517],[58,5491,5492],{},"The gang meets a Dragonborn that is NOT impressed by them. 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:11:43",4303,105,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=889",{"updatedAt":5561},"2026-09-08 04:39:08","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-105-murder-sandwich","2019-08-07",{"title":5485,"description":5492},"iwvt-ep-105-murder-sandwich","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-105-murder-sandwich","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0533-iwvt-ep-105-murder-sandwich.srt","QN68XGDMeTgBUDm_KlL5wDGf3M9_EdZGW0OPjVz2InI",{"id":5570,"title":5571,"audioSizeBytes":5572,"audioUrl":5573,"body":5574,"chapters":5609,"chaptersUrl":5642,"description":5578,"descriptionPlain":5643,"durationLabel":5644,"durationSeconds":5645,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5646,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5647,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5648,"navigation":21,"path":5650,"publishDate":5651,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5652,"showSlug":44,"slug":5653,"stem":5654,"transcriptUrl":5655,"__hash__":5656},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-104-gossip.md","IWVT Ep. 104 – Gossip",110887614,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-104-Gossip.mp3",{"type":9,"value":5575,"toc":5607},[5576,5579,5581,5583,5585,5587,5591,5595,5599,5603],[58,5577,5578],{},"The gang ventures back out into Kanilothe in search of invitations to Elderxoln’s feast. 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","45:00",2700,101,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=861",{"updatedAt":5908},"2026-09-08 04:42:04","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-101-magical-emergy","2019-07-10",{"title":5832,"description":5839},"iwvt-ep-101-magical-emergy","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-101-magical-emergy","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0537-iwvt-ep-101-magical-emergy.srt","Ta9rgnY3-9g0k_uwdLfOSUVdWbevG3iiCpeoRXyRMBM",{"id":5917,"title":5918,"audioSizeBytes":5919,"audioUrl":5920,"body":5921,"chapters":5956,"chaptersUrl":5988,"description":5925,"descriptionPlain":5989,"durationLabel":5990,"durationSeconds":5991,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":5992,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":5993,"imageUrl":23,"meta":5994,"navigation":21,"path":5996,"publishDate":5997,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":5998,"showSlug":44,"slug":5999,"stem":6000,"transcriptUrl":6001,"__hash__":6002},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-100-behold-your-enemy.md","IWVT Ep. 100 – Behold Your Enemy",89359492,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-100-Behold-Your-Enemy.mp3",{"type":9,"value":5922,"toc":5954},[5923,5926,5928,5930,5932,5934,5938,5942,5946,5950],[58,5924,5925],{},"HEADS UP: This episode is a great jumping on point because it starts with a mega recap of the main story. 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","56:21",3381,97,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=840",{"updatedAt":6285},"2026-09-08 04:44:47","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-97-all-life-is-sacred","2019-06-12",{"title":6193,"description":6200},"iwvt-ep-97-all-life-is-sacred","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-97-all-life-is-sacred","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0541-iwvt-ep-97-all-life-is-sacred.srt","XHQoKh9i62Tcz3QELcc_XNpL6_bxbFY5VHFpJWJyGDc",{"id":6294,"title":6295,"audioSizeBytes":6296,"audioUrl":6297,"body":6298,"chapters":6337,"chaptersUrl":6367,"description":6302,"descriptionPlain":6368,"durationLabel":6369,"durationSeconds":6370,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":6371,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":6372,"imageUrl":23,"meta":6373,"navigation":21,"path":6375,"publishDate":6376,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":6377,"showSlug":44,"slug":6378,"stem":6379,"transcriptUrl":6380,"__hash__":6381},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-96-webs-gone-wild.md","IWVT Ep. 96 – Webs Gone Wild",73912388,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-96-Webs-Gone-Wild.mp3",{"type":9,"value":6299,"toc":6335},[6300,6303,6305,6307,6309,6311,6315,6319,6323,6327,6331],[58,6301,6302],{},"It’s time for the rematch of the century! 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","51:19",3079,96,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=838",{"updatedAt":6374},"2026-09-08 04:45:09","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-96-webs-gone-wild","2019-06-05",{"title":6295,"description":6302},"iwvt-ep-96-webs-gone-wild","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-96-webs-gone-wild","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0542-iwvt-ep-96-webs-gone-wild.srt","2lpO15N05i1GUv-FTO_QcRtewcBmoFFOiwKgQxuv1F8",{"id":6383,"title":6384,"audioSizeBytes":6385,"audioUrl":6386,"body":6387,"chapters":6422,"chaptersUrl":6457,"description":6391,"descriptionPlain":6458,"durationLabel":6459,"durationSeconds":6460,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":6461,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":6462,"imageUrl":23,"meta":6463,"navigation":21,"path":6465,"publishDate":6466,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":6467,"showSlug":44,"slug":6468,"stem":6469,"transcriptUrl":6470,"__hash__":6471},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-95-shiver-or-shiv-her.md","IWVT Ep. 95 – Shiver or Shiv Her?",134680192,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-95-Shiver-or-Shiv-Her.mp3",{"type":9,"value":6388,"toc":6420},[6389,6392,6394,6396,6398,6400,6404,6408,6412,6416],[58,6390,6391],{},"Do you shiv with a shank or shank with a shiv? 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:33:31",5611,95,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=831",{"updatedAt":6464},"2026-09-08 04:45:54","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-95-shiver-or-shiv-her","2019-05-29",{"title":6384,"description":6391},"iwvt-ep-95-shiver-or-shiv-her","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-95-shiver-or-shiv-her","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0543-iwvt-ep-95-shiver-or-shiv-her.srt","EFgyWTcZTURt6lQYEMbwjCb9o7zUBdBkxNvm4hekvbc",{"id":6473,"title":6474,"audioSizeBytes":6475,"audioUrl":6476,"body":6477,"chapters":6512,"chaptersUrl":6543,"description":6481,"descriptionPlain":6544,"durationLabel":6545,"durationSeconds":6546,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":6547,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":6548,"imageUrl":23,"meta":6549,"navigation":21,"path":6551,"publishDate":6552,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":6553,"showSlug":44,"slug":6554,"stem":6555,"transcriptUrl":6556,"__hash__":6557},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-94-4-separate-nipples.md","IWVT Ep. 94 – 4 Separate Nipples",90926126,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-94-4-Separate-Nipples.mp3",{"type":9,"value":6478,"toc":6510},[6479,6482,6484,6486,6488,6490,6494,6498,6502,6506],[58,6480,6481],{},"Reunited and it feels so good! 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:08:55",4135,93,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=816",{"updatedAt":6637},"2026-09-08 04:47:44","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-93-michael-bays-the-help","2019-05-15",{"title":6560,"description":6567},"iwvt-ep-93-michael-bays-the-help","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-93-michael-bays-the-help","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0545-iwvt-ep-93-michael-bay-s-the-help.srt","ewg2G5r4LDnzrFPpqQHGoiZNqUO4tjKoNp3DpZDDQX8",{"id":6646,"title":6647,"audioSizeBytes":6648,"audioUrl":6649,"body":6650,"chapters":6685,"chaptersUrl":6716,"description":6654,"descriptionPlain":6717,"durationLabel":6718,"durationSeconds":6719,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":6720,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":6721,"imageUrl":23,"meta":6722,"navigation":21,"path":6724,"publishDate":6725,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":6726,"showSlug":44,"slug":6727,"stem":6728,"transcriptUrl":6729,"__hash__":6730},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-92-two-handed-activities.md","IWVT Ep. 92 – Two Handed Activities",95130276,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-92-Two-Handed-Activities.mp3",{"type":9,"value":6651,"toc":6683},[6652,6655,6657,6659,6661,6663,6667,6671,6675,6679],[58,6653,6654],{},"What even is right, am I left? 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album “The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:06:03",3963,92,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=814",{"updatedAt":6723},"2026-09-08 04:48:51","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-92-two-handed-activities","2019-05-09",{"title":6647,"description":6654},"iwvt-ep-92-two-handed-activities","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-92-two-handed-activities","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0546-iwvt-ep-92-two-handed-activities.srt","cv9_EM-BWmhWkPSjacS-9-SSyxHWptOhwhMfT_kmtic",{"id":6732,"title":6733,"audioSizeBytes":6734,"audioUrl":6735,"body":6736,"chapters":6775,"chaptersUrl":6811,"description":6740,"descriptionPlain":6812,"durationLabel":6813,"durationSeconds":6814,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":6815,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":6816,"imageUrl":23,"meta":6817,"navigation":21,"path":6819,"publishDate":6820,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":6821,"showSlug":44,"slug":6822,"stem":6823,"transcriptUrl":6824,"__hash__":6825},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-91-meanwhile-theres-no-spell-for-ugly.md","IWVT Ep. 91 – Meanwhile – There’s No Spell For Ugly",98387093,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-91-Meanwhile-Theres-No-Spell-For-Ugly.mp3",{"type":9,"value":6737,"toc":6773},[6738,6741,6744,6746,6748,6750,6752,6756,6760,6764,6768],[58,6739,6740],{},"This episode was recorded live at The VT SciFi & Fantasy Expo at the Champlain Valley Expo Center on April 27th, 2019. 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Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:08:19",4099,91,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=801",{"updatedAt":6818},"2026-09-08 04:49:10","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-91-meanwhile-theres-no-spell-for-ugly","2019-05-01",{"title":6733,"description":6740},"iwvt-ep-91-meanwhile-theres-no-spell-for-ugly","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-91-meanwhile-theres-no-spell-for-ugly","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0547-iwvt-ep-91-meanwhile-there-s-no-spell-for-ugly.srt","LsPwoMC6gVL6Y049qmAkpJvXw_WwF1JDnHY_g2Re1Hw",{"id":6827,"title":6828,"audioSizeBytes":6829,"audioUrl":6830,"body":6831,"chapters":6866,"chaptersUrl":6906,"description":6835,"descriptionPlain":6907,"durationLabel":6908,"durationSeconds":6909,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":6910,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":6911,"imageUrl":23,"meta":6912,"navigation":21,"path":6914,"publishDate":6915,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":6916,"showSlug":44,"slug":6917,"stem":6918,"transcriptUrl":6919,"__hash__":6920},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-90-the-nuances-of-prisoner-management.md","IWVT Ep. 90 – The Nuances of Prisoner Management",79458591,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-90-The-Nuances-of-Prisoner-Management.mp3",{"type":9,"value":6832,"toc":6864},[6833,6836,6838,6840,6842,6844,6848,6852,6856,6860],[58,6834,6835],{},"Aaeowyn and Ylldove venture into the city of Kanilothe as Cassian and Yarfik continue their fight for freedom against Science Master Quealler. 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:00:19",3619,86,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=760",{"updatedAt":7248},"2026-09-08 04:52:24","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-86-how-far-away-from-i-am-the-wall","2019-03-20",{"title":7174,"description":7181},"iwvt-ep-86-how-far-away-from-i-am-the-wall","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-86-how-far-away-from-i-am-the-wall","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0552-iwvt-ep-86-how-far-away-from-i-am-the-wall.srt","fz70M0Ct9_Lvg4m5kbJUCuY-jXQ_afom21bD6FsFHS8",{"id":7257,"title":7258,"audioSizeBytes":7259,"audioUrl":7260,"body":7261,"chapters":7292,"chaptersUrl":7322,"description":7265,"descriptionPlain":7323,"durationLabel":7324,"durationSeconds":7325,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":7326,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":7327,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7328,"navigation":21,"path":7330,"publishDate":7331,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7332,"showSlug":44,"slug":7333,"stem":7334,"transcriptUrl":7335,"__hash__":7336},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-85-stuck-in-the-middle-with-turco.md","IWVT Ep. 85 – Stuck in the Middle with Turco",73719021,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-85-Stuck-in-the-Middle-with-Turco.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7262,"toc":7290},[7263,7266,7268,7270,7272,7274,7278,7282,7286],[58,7264,7265],{},"This one’s technically a twofer: you get the first episode of our DMs D&D chatterboxing Philosophical Whacks and you get to find out why Ylldove went off on her own. 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","51:11",3071,85,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=755",{"updatedAt":7329},"2026-09-08 04:52:45","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-85-stuck-in-the-middle-with-turco","2019-03-13",{"title":7258,"description":7265},"iwvt-ep-85-stuck-in-the-middle-with-turco","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-85-stuck-in-the-middle-with-turco","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0553-iwvt-ep-85-stuck-in-the-middle-with-turco.srt","eLAVdC-F2ur5BQRWf6FwDBOLQz62N-C3yUR4lqoPeao",{"id":7338,"title":7339,"audioSizeBytes":7340,"audioUrl":7341,"body":7342,"chapters":7373,"chaptersUrl":7397,"description":7346,"descriptionPlain":7398,"durationLabel":7399,"durationSeconds":7400,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":7401,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":7402,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7403,"navigation":21,"path":7405,"publishDate":7406,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7407,"showSlug":44,"slug":7408,"stem":7409,"transcriptUrl":7410,"__hash__":7411},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-84-popping-and-unlocking.md","IWVT Ep. 84 – Popping and Unlocking",82605019,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-84-Popping-and-Unlocking.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7343,"toc":7371},[7344,7347,7349,7351,7353,7355,7359,7363,7367],[58,7345,7346],{},"Party go down the hole? 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.",83,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=742",{"updatedAt":7484},"2026-09-08 04:55:14","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-83-robes-on-robes-on-robes","2019-02-27",{"title":7414,"description":7421},"iwvt-ep-83-robes-on-robes-on-robes","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-83-robes-on-robes-on-robes","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0555-iwvt-ep-83-robes-on-robes-on-robes.srt","QBqNAwDJzfDKaqgvdGOwx0u_PRoNjlrlsnpgyp71NIQ",{"id":7493,"title":7494,"audioSizeBytes":7495,"audioUrl":7496,"body":7497,"chapters":7528,"chaptersUrl":7567,"description":7501,"descriptionPlain":7568,"durationLabel":7569,"durationSeconds":7570,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":19,"episodeType":1099,"extension":18,"guid":7571,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7572,"navigation":21,"path":7574,"publishDate":7575,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7576,"showSlug":44,"slug":7577,"stem":7578,"transcriptUrl":7579,"__hash__":7580},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-from-the-vault-chemistry-session.md","IWVT – From the Vault – Chemistry Session",283247607,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-From-the-Vault-Chemistry-Session.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7498,"toc":7526},[7499,7502,7504,7506,7508,7510,7514,7518,7522],[58,7500,7501],{},"Enjoy some pure, unfiltered D&D! 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","3:16:41",11801,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=729",{"updatedAt":7573},"2026-09-08 04:55:41","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-from-the-vault-chemistry-session","2019-02-20",{"title":7494,"description":7501},"iwvt-from-the-vault-chemistry-session","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-from-the-vault-chemistry-session","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0556-iwvt-from-the-vault-chemistry-session.srt","WECDxEx7omg2ux-EyQHRytsE0xDjivgFRCWB5y_V9dw",{"id":7582,"title":7583,"audioSizeBytes":7584,"audioUrl":7585,"body":7586,"chapters":7617,"chaptersUrl":7653,"description":7590,"descriptionPlain":7654,"durationLabel":7655,"durationSeconds":7656,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":7657,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":7658,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7659,"navigation":21,"path":7661,"publishDate":7662,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7663,"showSlug":44,"slug":7664,"stem":7665,"transcriptUrl":7666,"__hash__":7667},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-82-think-about-the-bunnies-irene.md","IWVT Ep. 82 – Think About the Bunnies, Irene",124318151,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-82-Think-of-the-Bunnies-Irene.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7587,"toc":7615},[7588,7591,7593,7595,7597,7599,7603,7607,7611],[58,7589,7590],{},"They’re in the city and it feels so good! 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:26:19",5179,82,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=724",{"updatedAt":7660},"2026-09-08 04:56:02","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-82-think-about-the-bunnies-irene","2019-02-13",{"title":7583,"description":7590},"iwvt-ep-82-think-about-the-bunnies-irene","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-82-think-about-the-bunnies-irene","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0557-iwvt-ep-82-think-about-the-bunnies-irene.srt","5etvELeSIx58tPZbT-Q3chBizEcX7hXPVnitIdS_Uao",{"id":7669,"title":7670,"audioSizeBytes":7671,"audioUrl":7672,"body":7673,"chapters":7704,"chaptersUrl":7740,"description":7677,"descriptionPlain":7741,"durationLabel":7742,"durationSeconds":7743,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":7744,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":7745,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7746,"navigation":21,"path":7748,"publishDate":7749,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7750,"showSlug":44,"slug":7751,"stem":7752,"transcriptUrl":7753,"__hash__":7754},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-81-head-wing-and-the-angry-troll.md","IWVT Ep. 81 – Head-wing and the Angry Troll",111688139,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-81-Head-wing-and-the-Angry-Troll.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7674,"toc":7702},[7675,7678,7680,7682,7684,7686,7690,7694,7698],[58,7676,7677],{},"The boys are back in town! And so are the girls! Really, it’s all of them, they’re all back in the city. Tune in for sewer traipsing, clever illusions, and one really hairy eyeball. 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:17:33",4653,81,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=712",{"updatedAt":7747},"2026-09-08 04:56:41","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-81-head-wing-and-the-angry-troll","2019-02-06",{"title":7670,"description":7677},"iwvt-ep-81-head-wing-and-the-angry-troll","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-81-head-wing-and-the-angry-troll","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0558-iwvt-ep-81-head-wing-and-the-angry-troll.srt","61RxmZqT0eWkQ9-QBaGVsveSw4EJNvNmjBHArPPvv-0",{"id":7756,"title":7757,"audioSizeBytes":7758,"audioUrl":7759,"body":7760,"chapters":7791,"chaptersUrl":7822,"description":7764,"descriptionPlain":7823,"durationLabel":7824,"durationSeconds":7825,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":7826,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":7827,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7828,"navigation":21,"path":7830,"publishDate":7831,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7832,"showSlug":44,"slug":7833,"stem":7834,"transcriptUrl":7835,"__hash__":7836},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-80-bop-slap-tickle.md","IWVT Ep. 80 – Bop Slap Tickle",67065257,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-80-Bop-Slap-Tickle.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7761,"toc":7789},[7762,7765,7767,7769,7771,7773,7777,7781,7785],[58,7763,7764],{},"The party continues their horizontal spelunking through the Bloodied Maw. 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Tune in for horny accusations, shimmering mistakes, and acid soaking. Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com Review us on: Everything! Edit our Wiki! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","46:34",2794,80,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=701",{"updatedAt":7829},"2026-09-08 04:57:02","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-80-bop-slap-tickle","2019-01-30",{"title":7757,"description":7764},"iwvt-ep-80-bop-slap-tickle","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-80-bop-slap-tickle","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0559-iwvt-ep-80-bop-slap-tickle.srt","kn8gtOE47w0z46sL5nV-QLl5vY58IMZGXa1AS7YxHWI",{"id":7838,"title":7839,"audioSizeBytes":7840,"audioUrl":7841,"body":7842,"chapters":7873,"chaptersUrl":7904,"description":7846,"descriptionPlain":7905,"durationLabel":7906,"durationSeconds":7907,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":7908,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":7909,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7910,"navigation":21,"path":7912,"publishDate":7913,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7914,"showSlug":44,"slug":7915,"stem":7916,"transcriptUrl":7917,"__hash__":7918},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-79-flame-bladder.md","IWVT Ep. 79 – Flame Bladder",79934417,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-79-Flame-Bladder.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7843,"toc":7871},[7844,7847,7849,7851,7853,7855,7859,7863,7867],[58,7845,7846],{},"The party makes it to the Bloodied Maw and begins the perilous path back into the city. 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Tune in for deep fried human, drag names, and 90’s alterna-pop references. Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Email us at ImprovisedWeaponsVT@gmail.com Review us on: Everything! Edit our Wiki! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","55:30",3330,79,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=696",{"updatedAt":7911},"2026-09-08 04:58:17","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-79-flame-bladder","2019-01-23",{"title":7839,"description":7846},"iwvt-ep-79-flame-bladder","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-79-flame-bladder","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0560-iwvt-ep-79-flame-bladder.srt","XnvL52OQxmnGptsiTLjVxbYmfTSRuqa1aZdDeNqZqPc",{"id":7920,"title":7921,"audioSizeBytes":7922,"audioUrl":7923,"body":7924,"chapters":7955,"chaptersUrl":7986,"description":7928,"descriptionPlain":7987,"durationLabel":7988,"durationSeconds":7989,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":7990,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":7991,"imageUrl":23,"meta":7992,"navigation":21,"path":7994,"publishDate":7995,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":7996,"showSlug":44,"slug":7997,"stem":7998,"transcriptUrl":7999,"__hash__":8000},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-78-its-short-for-kemmeth.md","IWVT Ep. 78 – It’s Short For Kemmeth",103965497,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-78-Its-Short-For-Kemmeth.mp3",{"type":9,"value":7925,"toc":7953},[7926,7929,7931,7933,7935,7937,7941,7945,7949],[58,7927,7928],{},"The party meets with Utesh to try and find a way into Bastifiere, then goes an impromptu rescue mission. 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:12:11",4331,78,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=684",{"updatedAt":7993},"2026-09-08 04:58:59","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-78-its-short-for-kemmeth","2019-01-16",{"title":7921,"description":7928},"iwvt-ep-78-its-short-for-kemmeth","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-78-its-short-for-kemmeth","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0561-iwvt-ep-78-it-s-short-for-kemmeth.srt","efLImBZ_in3RehnD2M2sOklwaU-bR5oCxveSeqCk0I4",{"id":8002,"title":8003,"audioSizeBytes":8004,"audioUrl":8005,"body":8006,"chapters":8033,"chaptersUrl":8060,"description":8010,"descriptionPlain":8061,"durationLabel":8062,"durationSeconds":8063,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":19,"episodeType":1099,"extension":18,"guid":8064,"imageUrl":23,"meta":8065,"navigation":21,"path":8067,"publishDate":8068,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":8069,"showSlug":44,"slug":8070,"stem":8071,"transcriptUrl":8072,"__hash__":8073},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-77b-cassian-and-jin.md","IWVT Ep. 77B – Cassian and Jin",13136624,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-77B-Cassian-and-Jin.mp3",{"type":9,"value":8007,"toc":8031},[8008,8011,8013,8015,8017,8019,8023,8027],[58,8009,8010],{},"There was a little extra story that didn’t quite fit into Ep. 77 that we didn’t want you to miss out on, so enjoy this short addendum!",[58,8012,63],{},[58,8014,1028],{},[58,8016,154],{},[58,8018,157],{},[58,8020,167,8021],{},[161,8022,171],{"href":170},[58,8024,8025],{},[161,8026,184],{"href":183},[58,8028,195,8029,6772],{},[161,8030,199],{"href":198},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":8032},[],[8034,8036,8039,8041,8043,8046,8049,8052,8055,8058],{"t":84,"label":8035},"Intro to the Bonus Episode",{"t":8037,"label":8038},"0:39","Setting the Scene with Jin",{"t":1773,"label":8040},"Cassian's Confession Begins",{"t":6239,"label":8042},"Admitting the Noble Lie",{"t":8044,"label":8045},"3:48","Growing Up Poor in Bannerly",{"t":8047,"label":8048},"4:57","The Story of His Unknown Father",{"t":8050,"label":8051},"6:01","Debate on Destiny and Greatness",{"t":8053,"label":8054},"6:48","Timao the Teller and Bardic Training",{"t":8056,"label":8057},"7:33","Scene Fades to Black",{"t":8059,"label":419},"8:01","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0562-iwvt-ep-77b-cassian-and-jin.chapters.json","There was a little extra story that didn’t quite fit into Ep. 77 that we didn’t want you to miss out on, so enjoy this short addendum! 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Check out BattleBards Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:39:14",5954,77,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=677",{"updatedAt":8141},"2026-09-08 05:00:07","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-77-trigger-rigger","2019-01-09",{"title":8076,"description":8083},"iwvt-ep-77-trigger-rigger","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-77-trigger-rigger","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0563-iwvt-ep-77-trigger-rigger.srt","F2LsHXAer-FngQWlE1pZJPXNMUd0WUzbGPdhEXRP62A",{"id":8150,"title":8151,"audioSizeBytes":8152,"audioUrl":8153,"body":8154,"chapters":8187,"chaptersUrl":8219,"description":8158,"descriptionPlain":8220,"durationLabel":8221,"durationSeconds":8222,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":19,"episodeType":1099,"extension":18,"guid":8223,"imageUrl":23,"meta":8224,"navigation":21,"path":8226,"publishDate":8227,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":8228,"showSlug":44,"slug":8229,"stem":8230,"transcriptUrl":8231,"__hash__":8232},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-special-2019-opener.md","IWVT – Special 2019 Opener",70296501,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Special-2019-Opener.mp3",{"type":9,"value":8155,"toc":8185},[8156,8159,8161,8163,8165,8169,8171,8180],[58,8157,8158],{},"Hey folks, we got a New Years treat for you, enjoy!",[58,8160,63],{},[58,8162,1028],{},[58,8164,157],{},[58,8166,167,8167],{},[161,8168,171],{"href":170},[58,8170,69],{},[58,8172,8173,8174,8176,8177,8179],{},"Overworld by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)",[74,8175],{}," Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License",[74,8178],{}," http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F",[58,8181,8182,8183,6772],{},"The Improvised Weapons Theme and Outro by Adam Rabin – ",[161,8184,199],{"href":198},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":8186},[],[8188,8190,8193,8195,8197,8199,8201,8204,8207,8210,8213,8216],{"t":84,"label":8189},"New Year's Special Intro",{"t":8191,"label":8192},"1:27","Party Introductions and Early Chaos",{"t":6340,"label":8194},"Horse Punching and Tavern Antics",{"t":212,"label":8196},"Goblin Fights and Wizard Nonsense",{"t":7713,"label":8198},"Cave Adventures and Spider Silk",{"t":7626,"label":8200},"Town Politics and Cassian's Campaign",{"t":8202,"label":8203},"19:05","Ghosts, Ghouls, and Academy Antics",{"t":8205,"label":8206},"22:29","Mummy Curses and Warehouse Shenanigans",{"t":8208,"label":8209},"28:05","Doug the Warlock and Trust Issues",{"t":8211,"label":8212},"34:33","Prophecy, Lies, and Milk Jokes",{"t":8214,"label":8215},"40:12","Cult Battles and Mirror Duels",{"t":8217,"label":8218},"44:59","Griffins, Trolls, and Dwarven Diplomacy","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0564-iwvt-special-2019-opener.chapters.json","Hey folks, we got a New Years treat for you, enjoy! 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new album The Badger Flies at Dawn” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:20:51",4851,72,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=581",{"updatedAt":8611},"2026-09-08 05:04:36","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-72-meat-flaggin","2018-11-14",{"title":8529,"description":8536},"iwvt-ep-72-meat-flaggin","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-72-meat-flaggin","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0569-iwvt-ep-72-meat-flaggin.srt","TbuVFO2ZoE5S3jUdYuB4Av3nhC2Ugpgp1dd8xTJYODk",{"id":8620,"title":8621,"audioSizeBytes":8622,"audioUrl":8623,"body":8624,"chapters":8655,"chaptersUrl":8686,"description":8628,"descriptionPlain":8687,"durationLabel":8688,"durationSeconds":8689,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":8690,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":8691,"imageUrl":23,"meta":8692,"navigation":21,"path":8694,"publishDate":8695,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":8696,"showSlug":44,"slug":8697,"stem":8698,"transcriptUrl":8699,"__hash__":8700},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-71-if-youre-ever-in-the-forest.md","IWVT Ep. 71 – If You’re Ever In The Forest",92480022,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-71-If-Youre-Ever-In-The-Forest.mp3",{"type":9,"value":8625,"toc":8653},[8626,8629,8631,8633,8639,8643,8645,8649],[58,8627,8628],{},"It’s alive. 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:01:38",3698,68,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=552",{"updatedAt":8916},"2026-09-08 05:06:48","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-68-clap-on","2018-10-17",{"title":8849,"description":8856},"iwvt-ep-68-clap-on","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-68-clap-on","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0573-iwvt-ep-68-clap-on.srt","iXVC05MFEfm0_Ka5r-_L7zdIK2Ng0_czPHFzE9y8PVw",{"id":8925,"title":8926,"audioSizeBytes":8927,"audioUrl":8928,"body":8929,"chapters":8954,"chaptersUrl":8982,"description":8933,"descriptionPlain":8983,"durationLabel":8984,"durationSeconds":8985,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":8986,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":8987,"imageUrl":23,"meta":8988,"navigation":21,"path":8990,"publishDate":8991,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":8992,"showSlug":44,"slug":8993,"stem":8994,"transcriptUrl":8995,"__hash__":8996},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-67-the-ol-yarfik-special.md","IWVT Ep. 67 – The Ol’ Yarfik Special",68976680,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-67-The-Ol-Yarfik-Special.mp3",{"type":9,"value":8930,"toc":8952},[8931,8934,8936,8940,8942,8944,8948],[58,8932,8933],{},"We Sly Stalloned you in the last episode, left you on an epic cliffhanger, but don’t worry, we’re just like Dominos, we deliver!",[58,8935,63],{},[58,8937,8861,8938,185],{},[161,8939,8865],{"href":8864},[58,8941,1028],{},[58,8943,157],{},[58,8945,167,8946],{},[161,8947,171],{"href":170},[58,8949,195,8950,8799],{},[161,8951,199],{"href":198},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":8953},[],[8955,8956,8959,8962,8964,8966,8969,8971,8974,8976,8979],{"t":84,"label":85},{"t":8957,"label":8958},"2:54","Rolling Initiative for the Boss Fight",{"t":8960,"label":8961},"4:30","Opening Attacks on the Heart of the Mountain",{"t":4177,"label":8963},"Jarfik Curses the Heart of the Mountain",{"t":975,"label":8965},"Heart of the Mountain Summons Magma Bros",{"t":8967,"label":8968},"19:08","Suggestion Turns a Tree Against Her",{"t":2037,"label":8970},"The Yarfik Special Tickle Attack",{"t":8972,"label":8973},"30:02","Twig Bros Fall and Magma Bros Advance",{"t":3414,"label":8975},"Dousing Fires and Water Tactics",{"t":8977,"label":8978},"43:11","Olash Fells a Tree",{"t":8980,"label":8981},"46:17","Heart of the Mountain Breaks Free","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0574-iwvt-ep-67-the-ol-yarfik-special.chapters.json","We Sly Stalloned you in the last episode, left you on an epic cliffhanger, but don’t worry, we’re just like Dominos, we deliver! 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","47:54",2874,67,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=547",{"updatedAt":8989},"2026-09-08 05:07:06","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-67-the-ol-yarfik-special","2018-10-10",{"title":8926,"description":8933},"iwvt-ep-67-the-ol-yarfik-special","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-67-the-ol-yarfik-special","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0574-iwvt-ep-67-the-ol-yarfik-special.srt","FAu5cDoWluHFNWCthE-LITjkZIj3YdW1mhRvwdLywhI",{"id":8998,"title":8999,"audioSizeBytes":9000,"audioUrl":9001,"body":9002,"chapters":9027,"chaptersUrl":9060,"description":9006,"descriptionPlain":9061,"durationLabel":5976,"durationSeconds":9062,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":9063,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":9064,"imageUrl":23,"meta":9065,"navigation":21,"path":9067,"publishDate":9068,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":9069,"showSlug":44,"slug":9070,"stem":9071,"transcriptUrl":9072,"__hash__":9073},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-66-virgin-to-trees.md","IWVT Ep. 66 – Virgin To Trees",58879002,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-66-Virgin-to-Trees.mp3",{"type":9,"value":9003,"toc":9025},[9004,9007,9009,9013,9015,9017,9021],[58,9005,9006],{},"DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE EPISODE TITLE. 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.",2453,66,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=544",{"updatedAt":9066},"2026-09-08 05:08:02","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-66-virgin-to-trees","2018-10-03",{"title":8999,"description":9006},"iwvt-ep-66-virgin-to-trees","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-66-virgin-to-trees","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0575-iwvt-ep-66-virgin-to-trees.srt","xx3eFM6Qx8F8t0Olma_8xiuBK67307-CafIwJ1iwSq0",{"id":9075,"title":9076,"audioSizeBytes":9077,"audioUrl":9078,"body":9079,"chapters":9104,"chaptersUrl":9135,"description":9083,"descriptionPlain":9136,"durationLabel":9137,"durationSeconds":9138,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":9139,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":9140,"imageUrl":23,"meta":9141,"navigation":21,"path":9143,"publishDate":9144,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":9145,"showSlug":44,"slug":9146,"stem":9147,"transcriptUrl":9148,"__hash__":9149},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-65-operation-pygmy-lullaby.md","IWVT Ep. 65 – Operation Pygmy Lullaby",107570440,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-65-Operation-Pygmy-Lullaby.mp3",{"type":9,"value":9080,"toc":9102},[9081,9084,9086,9090,9092,9094,9098],[58,9082,9083],{},"Planning and execution! 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:14:42",4482,65,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=542",{"updatedAt":9142},"2026-09-08 05:08:31","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-65-operation-pygmy-lullaby","2018-09-26",{"title":9076,"description":9083},"iwvt-ep-65-operation-pygmy-lullaby","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-65-operation-pygmy-lullaby","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0576-iwvt-ep-65-operation-pygmy-lullaby.srt","Z8yHq5pvZYWxY7yvzlQUA1AjjkY-B39M5Dste3XrZPY",{"id":9151,"title":9152,"audioSizeBytes":9153,"audioUrl":9154,"body":9155,"chapters":9186,"chaptersUrl":9219,"description":9159,"descriptionPlain":9220,"durationLabel":9221,"durationSeconds":9222,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":9223,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":9224,"imageUrl":23,"meta":9225,"navigation":21,"path":9227,"publishDate":9228,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":9229,"showSlug":44,"slug":9230,"stem":9231,"transcriptUrl":9232,"__hash__":9233},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-64-i-declare-bankruptcy.md","IWVT Ep. 64 – I Declare Bankruptcy!",65960755,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-64-I-Declare-Bankruptcy.mp3",{"type":9,"value":9156,"toc":9184},[9157,9160,9162,9168,9172,9174,9176,9180],[58,9158,9159],{},"Join the party as they high knees through the trees, go to-and-fro with a Vine Bro, and talk shop with an elf tree cop.",[58,9161,63],{},[58,9163,9164,9165,185],{},"Check out our interview with Council of Geeks ",[161,9166,8865],{"href":9167},"https:\u002F\u002Fwww.youtube.com\u002Fwatch?v=thYvQGQKZzw&t=1s",[58,9169,8861,9170,185],{},[161,9171,8865],{"href":8864},[58,9173,1028],{},[58,9175,157],{},[58,9177,167,9178],{},[161,9179,171],{"href":170},[58,9181,195,9182,8799],{},[161,9183,199],{"href":198},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":9185},[],[9187,9188,9191,9193,9196,9199,9202,9205,9208,9211,9214,9216],{"t":84,"label":85},{"t":9189,"label":9190},"1:58","Party Debates Resting and Marching Order",{"t":1261,"label":9192},"Difficult Terrain and Vine Creatures Found",{"t":9194,"label":9195},"7:27","Battle with the Vine Bros Begins",{"t":9197,"label":9198},"14:56","Interlude: I Declare Bankruptcy",{"t":9200,"label":9201},"18:44","Eldritch Blast Critical Hit",{"t":9203,"label":9204},"19:45","Fleeing an Approaching Threat",{"t":9206,"label":9207},"23:31","Climbing to Meet Vrel",{"t":9209,"label":9210},"25:56","Vrel Explains the Ecosystem",{"t":9212,"label":9213},"28:15","Searching for the Blinding Blade",{"t":3510,"label":9215},"Vrel Shares His Research Notes",{"t":9217,"label":9218},"41:17","Camping in the Canopy","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0577-iwvt-ep-64-i-declare-bankruptcy.chapters.json","Join the party as they high knees through the trees, go to-and-fro with a Vine Bro, and talk shop with an elf tree cop. 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Also a lot of people have trouble speaking. Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Review us on: Everything! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","49:38",2978,57,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=483",{"updatedAt":9737},"2026-09-08 05:12:27","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-57-slarp-shope","2018-08-01",{"title":9676,"description":9683},"iwvt-ep-57-slarp-shope","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-57-slarp-shope","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0584-iwvt-ep-57-slarp-shope.srt","5nHF--UPcMXH-W-PAg68bWIizNKUw7ZmPLif4UKkcik",{"id":9746,"title":9747,"audioSizeBytes":9748,"audioUrl":9749,"body":9750,"chapters":9771,"chaptersUrl":9809,"description":9754,"descriptionPlain":9810,"durationLabel":9811,"durationSeconds":9812,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":9813,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":9814,"imageUrl":23,"meta":9815,"navigation":21,"path":9817,"publishDate":9818,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":9819,"showSlug":44,"slug":9820,"stem":9821,"transcriptUrl":9822,"__hash__":9823},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-56-a-singular-chest.md","IWVT Ep. 56 – A Singular Chest",108227449,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-56-A-Singular-Chest.mp3",{"type":9,"value":9751,"toc":9769},[9752,9755,9757,9759,9761,9765],[58,9753,9754],{},"You’re going to like this one, nuff said.",[58,9756,63],{},[58,9758,1028],{},[58,9760,157],{},[58,9762,167,9763],{},[161,9764,171],{"href":170},[58,9766,195,9767,8799],{},[161,9768,199],{"href":198},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":9770},[],[9772,9773,9776,9778,9781,9784,9787,9789,9791,9794,9796,9799,9801,9803,9806],{"t":84,"label":85},{"t":9774,"label":9775},"1:55","Jarvik's Roadside Ritual",{"t":1357,"label":9777},"Entering the Elven Forest",{"t":9779,"label":9780},"8:48","The Wayside Shrine",{"t":9782,"label":9783},"9:47","Meku's Divine Visit",{"t":9785,"label":9786},"13:33","Eowyn Rejoins the Party",{"t":2306,"label":9788},"Prophecy and the Geosire",{"t":878,"label":9790},"Climbing the Mountain",{"t":9792,"label":9793},"25:12","Discovering the Shack",{"t":99,"label":9795},"Sneaking Into the Shack",{"t":9797,"label":9798},"37:40","The Chest That Isn't a Chest",{"t":887,"label":9800},"Mimic Battle Begins",{"t":8593,"label":9802},"Mimic Defeated",{"t":9804,"label":9805},"1:08:28","Loot: Bracers and Immovable Rod",{"t":9807,"label":9808},"1:11:31","Divvying Up the Treasure","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0585-iwvt-ep-56-a-singular-chest.chapters.json","You’re going to like this one, nuff said. 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Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:15:09",4509,56,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=482",{"updatedAt":9816},"2026-09-08 05:13:16","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-56-a-singular-chest","2018-07-25",{"title":9747,"description":9754},"iwvt-ep-56-a-singular-chest","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-56-a-singular-chest","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0585-iwvt-ep-56-a-singular-chest.srt","Euj_jK1LyCeP4C9_Xba8wMn3vS17aAMcsjbqrfqgAWk",{"id":9825,"title":9826,"audioSizeBytes":9827,"audioUrl":9828,"body":9829,"chapters":9850,"chaptersUrl":9881,"description":9833,"descriptionPlain":9882,"durationLabel":9883,"durationSeconds":9884,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":9885,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":9886,"imageUrl":23,"meta":9887,"navigation":21,"path":9889,"publishDate":9890,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":9891,"showSlug":44,"slug":9892,"stem":9893,"transcriptUrl":9894,"__hash__":9895},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-55-its-a-sophisticated-rat.md","IWVt Ep. 55 – It’s a Sophisticated Rat",69837165,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-55-Its-a-Sophisticated-Rat.mp3",{"type":9,"value":9830,"toc":9848},[9831,9834,9836,9838,9840,9844],[58,9832,9833],{},"How will the fight end? 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Will Blackwing ally with the party? What about the horses? Someone think of the horses!?! Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Review us on: Everything! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","48:29",2909,55,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=475",{"updatedAt":9888},"2026-09-08 05:14:27","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-55-its-a-sophisticated-rat","2018-07-18",{"title":9826,"description":9833},"iwvt-ep-55-its-a-sophisticated-rat","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-55-its-a-sophisticated-rat","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0586-iwvt-ep-55-it-s-a-sophisticated-rat.srt","YScIkO-x3NxBXOqZKGq2AT1ImMrvz94-BBMKFhPqLTY",{"id":9897,"title":9898,"audioSizeBytes":9899,"audioUrl":9900,"body":9901,"chapters":9922,"chaptersUrl":9953,"description":9905,"descriptionPlain":9954,"durationLabel":9955,"durationSeconds":9956,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":9957,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":9958,"imageUrl":23,"meta":9959,"navigation":21,"path":9961,"publishDate":9962,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":9963,"showSlug":44,"slug":9964,"stem":9965,"transcriptUrl":9966,"__hash__":9967},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-54-get-that-body.md","IWVT Ep. 54 – Get That Body",94804490,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-54-Get-That-Body.mp3",{"type":9,"value":9902,"toc":9920},[9903,9906,9908,9910,9912,9916],[58,9904,9905],{},"Tentacle cat, tentacle cat, what are they feeding you? 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It looks like they’re feeding you adventurers! Tune in for opinions on magic, racial realizations, and the word “bah.” Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Review us on: Everything! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","1:05:50",3950,54,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=470",{"updatedAt":9960},"2026-09-08 05:15:10","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-54-get-that-body","2018-07-11",{"title":9898,"description":9905},"iwvt-ep-54-get-that-body","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-54-get-that-body","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0587-iwvt-ep-54-get-that-body.srt","KEPUpmfd6kVlzvyy-klKpn5mrGXV4rQTBRBTqHKEVQA",{"id":9969,"title":9970,"audioSizeBytes":9971,"audioUrl":9972,"body":9973,"chapters":10007,"chaptersUrl":10040,"description":9977,"descriptionPlain":10041,"durationLabel":10042,"durationSeconds":10043,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":10044,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":10045,"imageUrl":23,"meta":10046,"navigation":21,"path":10048,"publishDate":10049,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":10050,"showSlug":44,"slug":10051,"stem":10052,"transcriptUrl":10053,"__hash__":10054},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-53-meanwhile-blood-transportation-equipment.md","IWVT Ep. 53 – Meanwhile – Blood Transportation Equipment",84180763,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-53-Meanwhile-Blood-Transportation-Equipment.mp3",{"type":9,"value":9974,"toc":10005},[9975,9978,9981,9984,9986,9988,9990,9994,10001],[58,9976,9977],{},"This is part 2 of the episodes we recorded live at Burlington International Airport as part of The Long Game, an event put on by Gamers Against Alzheimer’s. 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Once again, we had a great time being part of the event, even with the constant assault of muzak from the airport PA system. Huge thanks to Gamers Against Alzheimer’s for letting us be part of the day. You can still donate to the cause if you like, check out the link below! And let’s head this off at the pass: technically Trace should not be able to incorporate his shocking grasp into his normal attacks (his action should be either the spell -or- the attacks). Our DM made the call based on the balance of the fights not being in the party’s favor. Also, it’s basically a one-shot. Also, the rules are guidelines. Also, just enjoy the story. And of course a big thank you to our special guest for this and the last episode, AJ Margolis! Let’s hit it and crit it. Follow us on all the things: @IWVTcast Review us on: Everything! Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Gamers Against Alzheimer’s: The Long Game Music featured in this episode by Adam Rabin – imadeitup.com , and check out his new EP “One Of A Kind” on Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music.","58:27",3507,53,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=465",{"updatedAt":10047},"2026-09-08 05:15:32","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-53-meanwhile-blood-transportation-equipment","2018-07-03",{"title":9970,"description":9977},"iwvt-ep-53-meanwhile-blood-transportation-equipment","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-53-meanwhile-blood-transportation-equipment","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0588-iwvt-ep-53-meanwhile-blood-transportation-equipment.srt","mxTVjbvkyXzWNeriZoMWUCpISruxtX3VLCQaa7vi1Mo",{"id":10056,"title":10057,"audioSizeBytes":10058,"audioUrl":10059,"body":10060,"chapters":10089,"chaptersUrl":10116,"description":10064,"descriptionPlain":10117,"durationLabel":10118,"durationSeconds":10119,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":10120,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":10121,"imageUrl":23,"meta":10122,"navigation":21,"path":10124,"publishDate":10125,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":10126,"showSlug":44,"slug":10127,"stem":10128,"transcriptUrl":10129,"__hash__":10130},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-52-meanwhile-chaotic-chaos.md","IWVT Ep. 52 – Meanwhile – Chaotic Chaos",99934950,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-52-Meanwhile-Chaotic-Chaos.mp3",{"type":9,"value":10061,"toc":10087},[10062,10065,10068,10070,10072,10074,10078,10082],[58,10063,10064],{},"IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY EPISODE! 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Listen in for a big announcement and to find out how VDAS makes it out of Skutch’s clutches. Let’s hit it and crit it. 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Let’s hit it and crit it. Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode: Overworld Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F","1:21:24",4884,12,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=196",{"updatedAt":12944},"2026-09-08 05:42:10","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-12-lost-story-bedeviled-eggs","2017-09-13",{"title":12883,"description":12890},"iwvt-ep-12-lost-story-bedeviled-eggs","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-12-lost-story-bedeviled-eggs","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0629-iwvt-ep-12-lost-story-bedeviled-eggs.srt","RMTc2o0iX-XVZgdxf9pufXddjNRczt6T6CcSpNo9Kwc",{"id":12953,"title":12954,"audioSizeBytes":12955,"audioUrl":12956,"body":12957,"chapters":12985,"chaptersUrl":13016,"description":12961,"descriptionPlain":13017,"durationLabel":13018,"durationSeconds":13019,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":13020,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":13021,"imageUrl":23,"meta":13022,"navigation":21,"path":13024,"publishDate":13025,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":13026,"showSlug":44,"slug":13027,"stem":13028,"transcriptUrl":13029,"__hash__":13030},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-11-meanwhile-a-tall-gentleman.md","IWVT Ep. 11 – Meanwhile – A Tall Gentleman",102748671,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-11-Meanwhile-A-Tall-Gentleman.mp3",{"type":9,"value":12958,"toc":12983},[12959,12962,12965,12968,12971,12973,12975,12977],[58,12960,12961],{},"Welcome to episode 11! Prepare for the epic conclusion to this tangent as the Tine fights their way out of the bandit encampment. Will there be fire? Yup. Surprises? You betcha! 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Prepare for the epic conclusion to this tangent as the Tine fights their way out of the bandit encampment. Will there be fire? Yup. Surprises? You betcha! A flower pot? …Probably. Aaron plays Ekadius, the Tiefling Paladin. Jon plays Safphira Krisreith, the Half Elf Wizard. Nicole plays Hobson Bracegirdle, the Halfling Sorcerer. Let’s hit it and crit it. Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode: Overworld Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F","1:11:20",4280,11,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=191",{"updatedAt":13023},"2026-09-08 05:43:01","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-11-meanwhile-a-tall-gentleman","2017-09-06",{"title":12954,"description":12961},"iwvt-ep-11-meanwhile-a-tall-gentleman","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-11-meanwhile-a-tall-gentleman","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0630-iwvt-ep-11-meanwhile-a-tall-gentleman.srt","kjumQ6PPR7pnaIPRsjDDCL3rPBSIgo1-9ZwomE8Pgvo",{"id":13032,"title":13033,"audioSizeBytes":13034,"audioUrl":13035,"body":13036,"chapters":13062,"chaptersUrl":13098,"description":13040,"descriptionPlain":13099,"durationLabel":13100,"durationSeconds":13101,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":13102,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":13103,"imageUrl":23,"meta":13104,"navigation":21,"path":13106,"publishDate":13107,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":13108,"showSlug":44,"slug":13109,"stem":13110,"transcriptUrl":13111,"__hash__":13112},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-10-meanwhile-operation-cave-a-go-go.md","IWVT Ep. 10 – Meanwhile – Operation Cave A-Go-Go",105440281,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-10-Meanwhile-Operation-Cave-A-Go-Go.mp3",{"type":9,"value":13037,"toc":13060},[13038,13041,13043,13045,13047,13050,13052,13054],[58,13039,13040],{},"Hello everyone and welcome to something a little bit different! We were without one of our companions for this session, so we decided to explore a different corner of the world. Join us to see what a special operations team from the ORE can do!",[58,13042,12964],{},[58,13044,12967],{},[58,13046,12970],{},[58,13048,13049],{},"ALSO: We’ve officially launched our Patreon! 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We were without one of our companions for this session, so we decided to explore a different corner of the world. Join us to see what a special operations team from the ORE can do! Aaron plays Ekadius, the Tiefling Paladin. Jon plays Safphira Krisreith, the Half Elf Wizard. Nicole plays Hobson Bracegirdle, the Halfling Sorcerer. ALSO: We’ve officially launched our Patreon! Check it out at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast and support the show that you clearly love! Let’s hit it and crit it. 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Join us as Pallid crashes the party and we discover more about Skutch’s motivations.",[58,13124,63],{},[58,13126,66],{},[58,13128,69],{},[58,13130,72,13131,76,13133,79],{},[74,13132],{},[74,13134],{},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":13136},[],[13138,13139,13142,13144,13146,13148,13151,13154,13157,13159,13161],{"t":84,"label":1462},{"t":13140,"label":13141},"1:04","Recap of the Last Episode",{"t":7532,"label":13143},"Pallad Springs a Trap",{"t":212,"label":13145},"Scutch Reveals Himself",{"t":3124,"label":13147},"Scutch's Bullied Past and Motives",{"t":13149,"label":13150},"13:01","Pallad's Mercenary Confession",{"t":13152,"label":13153},"19:27","Combat Erupts as Olash Breaks Free",{"t":13155,"label":13156},"31:06","Scutch Is Slain",{"t":693,"label":13158},"The Struggle for the Magic Ring",{"t":7733,"label":13160},"Freeing the Captives and Looting Skutch",{"t":13162,"label":13163},"51:51","Chasing Pallad Into the Dark","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0632-iwvt-ep-9-the-power-of-suggestion.chapters.json","Things got crazy last time, and episode 9 doesn’t lose that head of steam. Join us as Pallid crashes the party and we discover more about Skutch’s motivations. Let’s hit it and crit it. Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode: Overworld Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F","56:16",3376,9,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=172",{"updatedAt":13171},"2026-09-08 05:44:18","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-9-the-power-of-suggestion","2017-08-23",{"title":13115,"description":13122},"iwvt-ep-9-the-power-of-suggestion","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-9-the-power-of-suggestion","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0632-iwvt-ep-9-the-power-of-suggestion.srt","T4vBVpW0zx610EbuAKsR5mK9omIv0t76x2DjIDxMZ-U",{"id":13180,"title":13181,"audioSizeBytes":13182,"audioUrl":13183,"body":13184,"chapters":13203,"chaptersUrl":13234,"description":13188,"descriptionPlain":13235,"durationLabel":13236,"durationSeconds":13237,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":13238,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":13239,"imageUrl":23,"meta":13240,"navigation":21,"path":13242,"publishDate":13243,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":13244,"showSlug":44,"slug":13245,"stem":13246,"transcriptUrl":13247,"__hash__":13248},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-8-fight-club-is-hard.md","IWVT Ep. 8 – Fight Club is Hard",130730232,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-8-Fight-Club-is-Hard.mp3",{"type":9,"value":13185,"toc":13201},[13186,13189,13191,13193,13195],[58,13187,13188],{},"Hello and welcome to Episode 8 of Improvised Weapons! It’s fight club time as Yarfik’s first match begins while the party confronts the mysterious Dr. Skutch. Will everything go smoothly? Have you met these guys? Of course it won’t.",[58,13190,63],{},[58,13192,66],{},[58,13194,69],{},[58,13196,72,13197,76,13199,79],{},[74,13198],{},[74,13200],{},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":13202},[],[13204,13205,13207,13209,13211,13214,13217,13219,13222,13225,13228,13231],{"t":84,"label":1462},{"t":13140,"label":13206},"Cast Spotlight: Cassian Von Diemen",{"t":11571,"label":13208},"Session Recap and Arena Fight Begins",{"t":10253,"label":13210},"Party Sneaks Toward Dr. Skutch",{"t":13212,"label":13213},"16:26","Meeting Dr. Skutch",{"t":13215,"label":13216},"20:37","Arena Brawl Resumes",{"t":10878,"label":13218},"Skutch Grows Suspicious",{"t":13220,"label":13221},"30:16","Forced Pacifism and Chaos Erupts",{"t":13223,"label":13224},"47:39","Guards Arrive as Battle Escalates",{"t":13226,"label":13227},"59:14","Skutch Vanishes Mid-Fight",{"t":13229,"label":13230},"1:13:48","Aftermath and Locker Room Search",{"t":13232,"label":13233},"1:29:03","Pallid Arrives - Cliffhanger","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0633-iwvt-ep-8-fight-club-is-hard.chapters.json","Hello and welcome to Episode 8 of Improvised Weapons! It’s fight club time as Yarfik’s first match begins while the party confronts the mysterious Dr. Skutch. Will everything go smoothly? Have you met these guys? Of course it won’t. Let’s hit it and crit it. Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode: Overworld Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F","1:30:46",5446,8,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=166",{"updatedAt":13241},"2026-09-08 05:45:24","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-8-fight-club-is-hard","2017-08-16",{"title":13181,"description":13188},"iwvt-ep-8-fight-club-is-hard","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-8-fight-club-is-hard","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0633-iwvt-ep-8-fight-club-is-hard.srt","9tA9kmDB4nDNmWd9fRGpgeXc2XvIKZwZP7JWNlRgQkI",{"id":13250,"title":13251,"audioSizeBytes":13252,"audioUrl":13253,"body":13254,"chapters":13273,"chaptersUrl":13299,"description":13258,"descriptionPlain":13300,"durationLabel":5287,"durationSeconds":13301,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":13302,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":13303,"imageUrl":23,"meta":13304,"navigation":21,"path":13306,"publishDate":13307,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":13308,"showSlug":44,"slug":13309,"stem":13310,"transcriptUrl":13311,"__hash__":13312},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-7-plot-thickener.md","IWVT Ep. 7 – Plot Thickener",68829216,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-7-Plot-Thickener.mp3",{"type":9,"value":13255,"toc":13271},[13256,13259,13261,13263,13265],[58,13257,13258],{},"How does the day find you, comrade? I hope in spirits good enough to enjoy episode 7 of Improvised Weapons! The party is still split, but they’re all in the same zip-code now, so perhaps a reunion is in the works? Listen in as they all explore their respective surroundings and try to determine just what is going on with this fight club and why.",[58,13260,63],{},[58,13262,66],{},[58,13264,69],{},[58,13266,72,13267,76,13269,79],{},[74,13268],{},[74,13270],{},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":13272},[],[13274,13275,13277,13280,13281,13284,13287,13289,13291,13294,13297],{"t":84,"label":85},{"t":1640,"label":13276},"Cast Interview: Olash Mershux",{"t":13278,"label":13279},"8:11","Through the Portal to the Arena",{"t":7626,"label":13213},{"t":13282,"label":13283},"19:19","Fitted for the Fight",{"t":13285,"label":13286},"24:13","Party Splits and Explores the Viewing Platform",{"t":782,"label":13288},"Scouting the Wealthy Crowd",{"t":8115,"label":13290},"Mapping the Arena",{"t":13292,"label":13293},"39:47","Yarfik Enters the Arena",{"t":13295,"label":13296},"42:54","Placing Bets and Sneaking Upstairs",{"t":791,"label":13298},"The Collar's Curse and Cliffhanger","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0634-iwvt-ep-7-plot-thickener.chapters.json","How does the day find you, comrade? I hope in spirits good enough to enjoy episode 7 of Improvised Weapons! The party is still split, but they’re all in the same zip-code now, so perhaps a reunion is in the works? Listen in as they all explore their respective surroundings and try to determine just what is going on with this fight club and why. Let’s hit it and crit it. Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode: Overworld Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F",2867,7,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=158",{"updatedAt":13305},"2026-09-08 05:46:03","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-7-plot-thickener","2017-08-09",{"title":13251,"description":13258},"iwvt-ep-7-plot-thickener","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-7-plot-thickener","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0634-iwvt-ep-7-plot-thickener.srt","fR8VtJohejT1EMfOXEvpXX-6ALxZXjkiA_HlR_-Fg1s",{"id":13314,"title":13315,"audioSizeBytes":13316,"audioUrl":13317,"body":13318,"chapters":13337,"chaptersUrl":13368,"description":13322,"descriptionPlain":13369,"durationLabel":5903,"durationSeconds":5904,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":13370,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":13371,"imageUrl":23,"meta":13372,"navigation":21,"path":13374,"publishDate":13375,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":13376,"showSlug":44,"slug":13377,"stem":13378,"transcriptUrl":13379,"__hash__":13380},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-6-the-owls-name-is-rara.md","IWVT Ep. 6 – The Owl’s Name is RaRa",64833740,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-6-The-Owls-Name-is-RaRa.mp3",{"type":9,"value":13319,"toc":13335},[13320,13323,13325,13327,13329],[58,13321,13322],{},"Hey there cats & kittens, welcome to episode 6 of Improvised Weapons! Peel your earflaps back to hear how the party tries to get through the portal to find out where exactly that mysterious stranger took Yarfik.",[58,13324,63],{},[58,13326,66],{},[58,13328,69],{},[58,13330,72,13331,76,13333,79],{},[74,13332],{},[74,13334],{},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":13336},[],[13338,13339,13342,13345,13347,13350,13353,13355,13358,13361,13364,13366],{"t":84,"label":85},{"t":13340,"label":13341},"1:01","Yarfik Stormhammer Character Interview",{"t":13343,"label":13344},"7:22","Back to the Show",{"t":4646,"label":13346},"Searching the Salted Plum for Clues",{"t":13348,"label":13349},"13:41","Investigating the Common Room",{"t":13351,"label":13352},"17:06","Breaking Down Doors",{"t":7896,"label":13354},"Heading to Fizzweave's Potion Shop",{"t":13356,"label":13357},"27:16","Recruiting Fizzweave's Help",{"t":13359,"label":13360},"35:27","The Limestone Clue from Stoneport",{"t":13362,"label":13363},"36:41","Returning to the Outhouse Portal",{"t":13081,"label":13365},"Opening the Portal Home",{"t":13367,"label":419},"43:54","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0635-iwvt-ep-6-the-owl-s-name-is-rara.chapters.json","Hey there cats & kittens, welcome to episode 6 of Improvised Weapons! Peel your earflaps back to hear how the party tries to get through the portal to find out where exactly that mysterious stranger took Yarfik. Let’s hit it and crit it. Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode: Overworld Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F",6,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=149",{"updatedAt":13373},"2026-09-08 05:46:54","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-6-the-owls-name-is-rara","2017-08-02",{"title":13315,"description":13322},"iwvt-ep-6-the-owls-name-is-rara","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-6-the-owls-name-is-rara","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0635-iwvt-ep-6-the-owl-s-name-is-rara.srt","q8VjkZEdmFFdN2aHfyndAKPGnSwFCPT_4OXiHQWj49A",{"id":13382,"title":13383,"audioSizeBytes":13384,"audioUrl":13385,"body":13386,"chapters":13405,"chaptersUrl":13433,"description":13390,"descriptionPlain":13434,"durationLabel":13435,"durationSeconds":13436,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":13437,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":13438,"imageUrl":23,"meta":13439,"navigation":21,"path":13441,"publishDate":13442,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":13443,"showSlug":44,"slug":13444,"stem":13445,"transcriptUrl":13446,"__hash__":13447},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-5-razzle-dazzle-em.md","IWVT Ep. 5  – Razzle Dazzle ‘Em",98999181,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-5-Razzle-Dazzle-Em.mp3",{"type":9,"value":13387,"toc":13403},[13388,13391,13393,13395,13397],[58,13389,13390],{},"Hiya! Welcome to episode 5 of Improvised Weapons! Listen up to hear the party make a bar fight happen by any means necessary in order to try and draw out a kidnapper.",[58,13392,63],{},[58,13394,66],{},[58,13396,69],{},[58,13398,72,13399,76,13401,79],{},[74,13400],{},[74,13402],{},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":13404},[],[13406,13407,13410,13413,13416,13418,13421,13423,13425,13428,13431],{"t":84,"label":390},{"t":13408,"label":13409},"1:05","Cast Interview: Eowyn Oromora",{"t":13411,"label":13412},"4:40","Terry Confronts Olash at the Tavern",{"t":13414,"label":13415},"14:30","Staging a Fake Bar Fight",{"t":2849,"label":13417},"Post-Fight Celebration and Betting Mishaps",{"t":13419,"label":13420},"39:57","Pallad Approaches with a Job Offer",{"t":8590,"label":13422},"Yarfik Leaves With Pallad",{"t":9587,"label":13424},"The Magic Outhouse Portal",{"t":13426,"label":13427},"56:30","Ring Stolen, Party Regroups",{"t":13429,"label":13430},"59:52","Yarfik Arrives Somewhere New",{"t":8596,"label":13432},"Interrogating Terry and Seeking the Mages Guild","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0636-iwvt-ep-5-razzle-dazzle-em.chapters.json","Hiya! Welcome to episode 5 of Improvised Weapons! Listen up to hear the party make a bar fight happen by any means necessary in order to try and draw out a kidnapper. Let’s hit it and crit it. Support us at patreon.com\u002FIWVTcast Music featured in this episode: Overworld Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http:\u002F\u002Fcreativecommons.org\u002Flicenses\u002Fby\u002F3.0\u002F","1:08:44",4124,5,"http:\u002F\u002Fwww.teampumaknife.com\u002F?p=129",{"updatedAt":13440},"2026-09-08 05:47:23","\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons-iwvt-ep-5-razzle-dazzle-em","2017-07-26",{"title":13383,"description":13390},"iwvt-ep-5-razzle-dazzle-em","episodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-5-razzle-dazzle-em","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0636-iwvt-ep-5-razzle-dazzle-em.srt","t9LfHWo66zF3yFtltErzuEm4NkEJ1rWP_mX8lZj404g",{"id":13449,"title":13450,"audioSizeBytes":13451,"audioUrl":13452,"body":13453,"chapters":13472,"chaptersUrl":13500,"description":13457,"descriptionPlain":13501,"durationLabel":13502,"durationSeconds":13503,"episodeDisplay":19,"episodeNumber":13504,"episodeType":124,"extension":18,"guid":13505,"imageUrl":23,"meta":13506,"navigation":21,"path":13508,"publishDate":13509,"seasonNumber":130,"seo":13510,"showSlug":44,"slug":13511,"stem":13512,"transcriptUrl":13513,"__hash__":13514},"episodes\u002Fepisodes\u002Fimprovised-weapons--iwvt-ep-4-birth-of-a-nickname.md","IWVT Ep. 4 – Birth of a Nickname",100944908,"https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002FIWVT-Ep.-4-Birth-of-a-Nickname.mp3",{"type":9,"value":13454,"toc":13470},[13455,13458,13460,13462,13464],[58,13456,13457],{},"Howdy y’all! Episode 4 is here and ready to entertain you. Listen in as the party brings their kobold captive to justice, does a little shopping, and starts sleuthing.",[58,13459,63],{},[58,13461,66],{},[58,13463,69],{},[58,13465,72,13466,76,13468,79],{},[74,13467],{},[74,13469],{},{"title":12,"searchDepth":13,"depth":13,"links":13471},[],[13473,13474,13477,13479,13481,13483,13485,13488,13490,13493,13495,13497],{"t":84,"label":85},{"t":13475,"label":13476},"1:38","Returning to the Guardhouse",{"t":4372,"label":13478},"Negotiating the Kobold's Fate",{"t":5373,"label":13480},"Kesto's Report on Missing Persons",{"t":11441,"label":13482},"Splitting Up: Resting and Shopping",{"t":8895,"label":13484},"Jarvik Seeks Guidance at the Temple",{"t":13486,"label":13487},"35:37","Meeting the Mayor",{"t":10564,"label":13489},"Cassian Buys Gear at the Blacksmith",{"t":13491,"label":13492},"47:56","Investigating at the Salted Plum",{"t":12758,"label":13494},"Interviewing Vera Kiddlewallow",{"t":5204,"label":13496},"Randy, the Hooded Stranger, and Farmhand Clues",{"t":13498,"label":13499},"1:05:34","Baiting a Bar Fight with Horse Puncher","https:\u002F\u002Fimprovisedweapons.teampumaknife.com\u002Fpodcastepisodes\u002Fep0637-iwvt-ep-4-birth-of-a-nickname.chapters.json","Howdy y’all! Episode 4 is here and ready to entertain you. Listen in as the party brings their kobold captive to justice, does a little shopping, and starts sleuthing. Let’s hit it and crit it. 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